When I write my annual tax column, some ex-IRS agent will complain, "There you go IRS bashing again." They're always saying that… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Alec looked down at the shattered pieces in disbelief. “You BROKE my PHONE.” Jace shrugged. “Guys don’t let other guys keep calling… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I believe the poor fierce-eyed child had figured out that with a mere fifty dollars in her purse she might somehow reach… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings toward your ex-wife. Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I'm ex-player, ex-technical director, ex-coach, ex-manager, ex-honorary president. A nice list that once again shows that everything comes to an end. — Johan Cruijff Copy Share Image
Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane. But I got a blank space baby, and I'll write your… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
First you have nothing, and then, astonishingly, after ripping out your brain and your heart and betraying your friends and ex-lovers and… — T.C. Boyle Copy Share Image
John Paulk, the poster boy for 'ex-gays' was found in a gay bar in Washington. He said he was there to use… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
Before the change of regime in 1989, you couldn't talk about anti-Semitism, and after the regime change, people started to talk about… — Csanad Szegedi Copy Share Image
Understanding the past requires pretending that you don't know the present. It requires feeling its own pressure on your pulses without any… — Paul Fussell Copy Share Image
Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex — Kool Keith Copy Share Image
Tonight was the CNN primary debate with the four remaining candidates. It was kind of a change for Newt Gingrich. Usually when… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
When I'm ninety-five and it's 'This is Your Life' time, they'll still be referring to me as 'ex-Beatle'...it does have it's advantages.… — Ringo Starr Copy Share Image
You should not propose marriage until you have resolved your feelings about your ex. — Amy Dickinson Copy Share Image
Osho is a mystical giant, a flowering of a unique intelligence and one of those rare humans ex-pressing himself with joy. — Paul Reps Copy Share Image
I put on fifteen pounds of muscle, so that was a lot of eating chicken and a high protein, low-carb diet. Also… — Josh Hutcherson Copy Share Image
I don't like any kind of negativity. I try to be good to everyone, whether it's a love, a friend, an ex.… — Nina Dobrev Copy Share Image
He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun,… — John Green Copy Share Image
“that is why we call people exes i guess -- because the paths that cross in the middle end up separating at… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
The question eventually must be raised: Is it a criminal offense to take the name of the Lord in vain? When people… — Gary North Copy Share Image
“Our past is a movie I played in a loop round and round, we’re stuck in a pattern” — Helena Natasha Copy Share Image
I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve… — Selena Copy Share Image
I don't think any President ever enjoyed himself more than I did. Moreover, I don't think any ex-President ever enjoyed himself more. — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
We have created new idols. The worship of the ancient golden calf (cf. Ex 32:1-35) has returned in a new and ruthless… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
