Exes Quotes · Page 5

The truth is that everybody has a past and everybody has an ex.

— Bridget Regan

I hate it when one of your exes wants you back after they see you're happier without them.

— Jerett Parker

[On her first meeting with he ex-husband, Steven Seagal:] He reminded me of an alien.

— Kelly LeBrock

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?

— Anonymous

I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage.

— Nina Dobrev

There are only two kinds of managers. Winning managers and ex-managers.

— Gil Hodges

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I can't deny I'm a better ex-president than I was a president.

— Jimmy Carter

A boss who interrupts an employee a lot is called an extrovert, whereas an employee who interrupts a boss too often is…

— John Ortberg

Apparently, there's something hinky about the new iPhones. They're not hooked up right. ... There's a problem with the antenna. They don't…

— David Letterman

I'm a warrior at heart; I'm an ex-Navy Seal. I'm too old to wage war anymore, and so now I wage it…

— Jesse Ventura

“There are exes with whom it is too dangerous to allow even a moment’s eye contact. These are not exes at all,…

— Josh Wagner

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone…

— John Fugelsang

I'm not attracted to dangerous men. I'm attracted, apparently, to height. One ex was 6'6; the one before was 6'4, then 6'3.…

— Rose McGowan

I have to deal with seven ex-stray dogs, and one ex-stray cat. One dog is nearing nineteen years old. Before I go…

— George Singleton

Home life is best for me. But I do enjoy the company of good friends whether from long ago or newer friends…

— George Harrison

I say we spend some money, clean up some junkies and make them all go work for the Red Cross. You ever…

— Christopher Titus

... do not listen to vain and empty talk, in which the majority of world-loving people spend their time, and do not…

— Lorenzo Scupoli

Yes, exes can be good friends, but after a certain time. Though no break-up is a good break-up, time heals everything, including…

— Bipasha Basu

My ex-wife was trying to be nice once, so she took me to a concert in Los Angeles. I went with her…

— B. B. King

Everyone has a bookplate these days, and the collectors are after it. The fool and his bookplate are soon parted. To distribute…

— Thomas Bailey Aldrich

We have to change public perception of ex-convicts. Most Canadians don't realize that when you come out of prison, you're a complete…

— Kevin O'Leary

In the end the privatisation of war is not acceptable. We shouldn't be issuing these sub-contracts to these contracting companies because the…

— Ken Loach

This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late…

— Graham Chapman

A narcissist society, in which each person is busy looking out for number one, can build neither brotherhood nor community. Aren't we…

— Neal A. Maxwell

Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the…

— Nalini Singh

You can't actually have a romance between friends. That sort of defeats the definition of the word "romance." The word you're looking…

— David Levithan

“I do," she said. "I don't want to forget what we had. Ever. In the past, we're perfectly preserved, best friends, in…

— Ciara Smyth

Although I haven't experienced violence in a relationship, I know that two women every week in England and Wales are killed by…

— Jemma Kidd

Among the gods, there is a dispute as to which one of them originally thought of Christianity; or, as they call it,…

— Tom Holt

My ex-student, Idit Harel, who wrote a book, "Children Designs," has a documented story of a kid who was very shy, isolated…

— Seymour Papert

We must point out that in what concerns its material the event is not a miracle. What I mean is that what…

— Alain Badiou

I know people my age (early 40s) who insist upon only writing. You know what we call them? Ex-journalists.

— Jeff Pearlman

If I'm gonna write songs about my exes, they can write songs about me. That's how it works.

— Taylor Swift

They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.

— John Green

I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like.

— Pippa Evans

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!

— Bryan Lee O'Malley

I'm not on good terms with any of my exes. That's why we're not together anymore. We're not friends.

— Adele

[I'll be the first one of the Smith to die.] I'll be shot - probably by one of the ex-Smiths.

— Steven Morrissey

One of my ex-husbands thought I had a breast job. They looked bigger. I just got the proper lingerie.

— Cybill Shepherd