You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. — George Foreman Copy Share Image
You should not propose marriage until you have resolved your feelings about your ex. — Amy Dickinson Copy Share Image
Never be friends with your exes if you weren't friends with them before. — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Experts have their expert fun ex cathedra telling one just how nothing can be done. — Piet Pieterszoon Hein Copy Share Image
“Our past is a movie I played in a loop round and round, we’re stuck in a pattern” — Helena Natasha Copy Share Image
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend's brother, right after you kissed him and… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Russia is actively using gas diplomacy for its expansion over the ex-Soviet space in a bid to become a regional superpower. — Lilia Shevtsova Copy Share Image
A teacher's major contribution may pop out anonymously in the life of some ex-student's grandchild. A teacher, finally, has nothing to go… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
Ex oriente lux may still be the motto of scholars, for the Western world has not yet derived from the East all… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
There's really no such thing as an 'ex-cop' or a cop who's 'off-duty' or 'retired.' Once trained, once indoctrinated, a cop is… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
A Creator must exist. The Big Bang ripples and subsequent scientific findings are clearly pointing to an ex nihilo creation consistent with… — Henry F. Schaefer, III Copy Share Image
It is easy being a manager when you are one of 25,000 sitting in the stand or if you are an ex-player… — Glenn Roeder Copy Share Image
One of the cool things, obviously there's 'Scandal,' 'House of Cards,' there was 'West Wing.' Other than that Jack Lemmon/James Garner movie… — David Mandel Copy Share Image
You can find virtually everybody black back as far as the 1870 census. Why 1870? That's when the ex-slaves first have surnames.… — Henry Louis Gates Copy Share Image
Will Ferrell and I are teaming up again on a film called Daddy's Home. In the movie I play a Special-Ops soldier… — Mark Wahlberg Copy Share Image
In the USA, it's harder for a black man with no criminal record to find a job than a white man with… — Benjamin Jealous Copy Share Image
I had to detach myself from myself, if that makes any sense, to conjure an authentic first-person voice. In that sense, it… — Kate Christensen Copy Share Image
1 day you love me and then 1 day you hate me. 1 day you wanna forget me and then turn around… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's always gratifying to share a hobby with a friend, and pining for erstwhile suitors falls into that category. In the months… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
Social media has a way of changing your mood. I can see a picture of my ex, and it ruins my day. — Kim Stolz Copy Share Image
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
“What was it with exes? Why were they always twice as attractive after a break-up?” — Jena Leigh Copy Share Image
Exes can never be friends, past is always sad, you cheated on me¦. Get lost — Mazher (@mazher50 Copy Share Image
Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex — Kool Keith Copy Share Image
He's by best friend and the father of my children. He's a great ex. — Sarah Ferguson Copy Share Image
Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down. — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
In my experience, staying in a marriage that my ex and I both agreed had all its best moments behind it was… — Ariel Gore Copy Share Image
22 by Taylor Swift: It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes. Well,… — Hunter Marie Copy Share Image
When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
When I write my annual tax column, some ex-IRS agent will complain, "There you go IRS bashing again." They're always saying that… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon… — James Woods Copy Share Image
