Exes Quotes · Page 6

It had come about exactly in the way things happened in books.

— Agatha Christie

Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick.

— Kim Harrison

All my Ex's live in Texas, and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.

— George Strait

When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend

— Jay Leno

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.

— Mitch Hedberg

Besides Bob Satterfield, the only ones who ever hurt me were my ex-wives.

— Jake LaMotta

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend.

— Ronnie Wood

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

— Demetri Martin

Home life is best for me. But I do enjoy the company of good friends whether from long ago or newer friends…

— George Harrison

History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Washington party a few weeks ago of three ex-presidents: Carter, Ford and Nixon -…

— Bob Dole

I depart from life as from an inn, and not as from my home. [Lat., Ex vita discedo, tanquam ex hospitio, non…

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

I hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have…

— Mitch Hedberg

She (my ex-wife) wanted me to stop being Evel Knievel. I am who I am. I'm not going to change. I'll settle…

— Evel Knievel

I'm friends with [exes] and they hear the songs. I can honestly say I don't have any exes I hate. They're artists…

— Jhene Aiko

When I became a feminist, when the movement started in the late sixties, I started writing because I had something urgent to…

— Alix Kates Shulman

My ex-husband happens to be one of the most gifted moviemakers. And what is so bizarre about working with someone like that?…

— Ali MacGraw

“You describe her as an Eden. This rare, unknowable place. Distant. And you tell me to wear her skin but I refuse.…

— Nkem Ezinne Orjiako

Quid est ergo tempus? Si nemo ex me quaerat, scio; si quaerenti explicare velim, nescio. What, then, is time? I know well…

— Saint Augustine

I remember having some problems with [the Deus Ex theme] when I first heard it and I was trying to figure out…

— Warren Spector

The ex-Presidential situation has its advantages, but with them are certain drawbacks. The correspondence is large. The meritorious demands on one are…

— Rutherford B. Hayes

My ex-husband has been one of my best teachers, and I believe that the areas of our life and the people in…

— Rene Marie

I saw my ex-husband in the street. I was sitting on the steps of the new library. Hello, my life, I said.…

— Grace Paley

In the field of snobbery, Australia is an underdeveloped country; even a few British ex-colonies, regarded as under developed in all other…

— George Mikes

Placing 'amicable' and 'separation' together creates an oxymoron - we don't usually decide to end a partnership until the very sight of…

— Mariella Frostrup

Cuba is actually one where I am more optimistic because of the unique nature of Cuba - 90 miles off our shore…

— Barack Obama

Holy love has a way of consuming some. This is what is meant by the one who said, 'You have ravished our…

— John Climacus

It was my 16th birthday-my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song,…

— Stevie Nicks

“my exes who waited within bluetooth range could see me dolled up. After”

— Chetan Bhagat

My personal trainer is an ex-dancer so we do a lot of ballet and jazz.

— Rachel Stevens

Dating your exes again are just like shopping at your own garage sale.

— Nikhil Saluja

I didn't really [seriously] go out with any guys until I was 18 and met my ex-fiancé, Michael Weatherly.

— Jessica Alba

I have a lot of friends that are ex-Miss Alabamas and ex-Miss Georgias.

— Fannie Flagg

An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.

— Ursula Parrott

“When you enter your next relationship, you become the person you split up with.”

— Gina Barreca

Ex hoc momento pendet aeternites. (Eternity hangs from this moment.)

— Kerstin Gier

The exes that I've had have all actually been quite wonderful.

— Alison Hammond

I think a lot of ex-addicts. They find a lot of humor in what they did because they lived through it.

— Dax Shepard

I'm still friends with most of my exes. There are only one or two people that I'll never talk to again.

— Sharon Van Etten

I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.

— Bob Hope

I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants.

— Pamela Anderson