Causes Quote by Mitch Hedberg
“I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.”
“I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.”
![“Well the first time I performed, my mom was like how she is now when sees me on stage – all red, smiling from ear to ear. So I don’t want to mess up, [be]cause she’s smiling. Seeing my mom happy is kind of like an overwhelming feeling.” quote by Chris Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/477/chris-brown-1887_causes_well-the-first-time-i-performed-my-mom-w_4699.jpg)