In my experience, staying in a marriage that my ex and I both agreed had all its best moments behind it was… — Ariel Gore Copy Share Image
22 by Taylor Swift: It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes. Well,… — Hunter Marie Copy Share Image
When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
When I write my annual tax column, some ex-IRS agent will complain, "There you go IRS bashing again." They're always saying that… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon… — James Woods Copy Share Image
Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable. Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we… — Richard Ford Copy Share Image
Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child. — Valerie Bertinelli Copy Share Image
One thing I know that's really cool - it seems to me that Blake Schwarzenbach [Jets to Brazil frontman; ex-Jawbreaker] is someone… — J. Robbins Copy Share Image
The whole family is a bunch of dangerous freaks...Most are ex-cons or junkies or deranged from inbreeding. Five have died violently, three… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the… — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I sent my ex-husband a bully card: You held hate in one heart and spoke niceties with the other, you laid warm… — Jenny Jay Copy Share Image
One of my mother's friends said to me, 'Your ex-boyfriends didn't stand a chance with you and your mother.' And I think… — Lily Rabe Copy Share Image
The question eventually must be raised: Is it a criminal offense to take the name of the Lord in vain? When people… — Gary North Copy Share Image
Many people question their religious identity today, not necessarily by thinking of converting to Judaism or to Islam: it's just that technologies… — Paul Virilio Copy Share Image
What would they do to me," he asked in confidential tones, "if I refused to fly them?" We'd probably shoot you," ex-P.F.C.… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
I love my EXes, just becoz... they're a living proof of perfect EXample. a good EXperience and an EXplanation of what I… — Jcalex Maneja Copy Share Image
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I got ex's all across the country and I owe everybody in town. I got bill collectors a callin' me up, and… — George Strait Copy Share Image
I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem?… — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
One day someone is going to come into your life and make you understand why you and none of your exes worked… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I don't think theory adds to criticism. (Methodology does, for better or worse.) Theory's function is to make criticism self-conscious, maybe even… — Paul Fry Copy Share Image
All my ex's live in Texas, And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be, But all my ex's live in… — George Strait Copy Share Image
For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them. — Michelle Ryan Copy Share Image
I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was… — John Fugelsang Copy Share Image
The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
I get on with all my exes, so there's nothing I need to forget about. I don't know - life is shorter… — Agyness Deyn Copy Share Image
I sometimes think it ironic for an ex-seaman, longshoreman, truck driver, policeman, bus driver, etc... to find success writing children's novels. — Brian Jacques Copy Share Image
Understanding the past requires pretending that you don't know the present. It requires feeling its own pressure on your pulses without any… — Paul Fussell Copy Share Image
You ask me about my ex-wife? That is not polite. But I will answer. I got another wife now. Much younger, much… — Oliviero Toscani Copy Share Image
In everything the middle course is best: all things in excess bring trouble to men. [Lat., Modus omnibus in rebus, soror, optimum… — Plautus Copy Share Image
We hate virtue when it is safe; when removed from our sight we diligently seek it. [Lat., Virtutem incolumem odimus, Sublatum ex… — Horace Copy Share Image
We linked hands—my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I—and walked through a door to see if maybe empty… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
Because it's in and about New York City, I knew 'Ex Machina' was going to have to continually mix the mundane and… — Brian K. Vaughan Copy Share Image
Because my hands are rough and wrinkley, they are my least favourite feature. An ex-boyfriend used to call them 'Freddy Kreuger' fingers. — Tyra Banks Copy Share Image
I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and… — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
I can still love an ex as a person, regardless if the breakup was bad. I would never wish anything negative on… — Ashley Greene Copy Share Image
You’ve got food stuck in your teeth,” Vee told Marcie. “In the crack between your two front teeth. Looks like chocolate Ex-Lax… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
With two women every week in England and Wales being killed by their partner or ex-partner, we need to act now to… — Tom Aikens Copy Share Image
In 1960, when I came out of prison as an ex-convict, I had more freedom under parolee supervision than there's available... in… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
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