Experts have their expert fun ex cathedra telling one just how nothing can be done. — Piet Pieterszoon Hein Copy Share Image
“Our past is a movie I played in a loop round and round, we’re stuck in a pattern” — Helena Natasha Copy Share Image
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Social media has a way of changing your mood. I can see a picture of my ex, and it ruins my day. — Kim Stolz Copy Share Image
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Russia is actively using gas diplomacy for its expansion over the ex-Soviet space in a bid to become a regional superpower. — Lilia Shevtsova Copy Share Image
A teacher's major contribution may pop out anonymously in the life of some ex-student's grandchild. A teacher, finally, has nothing to go… — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
Ex oriente lux may still be the motto of scholars, for the Western world has not yet derived from the East all… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
There's really no such thing as an 'ex-cop' or a cop who's 'off-duty' or 'retired.' Once trained, once indoctrinated, a cop is… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
A Creator must exist. The Big Bang ripples and subsequent scientific findings are clearly pointing to an ex nihilo creation consistent with… — Henry F. Schaefer, III Copy Share Image
In my experience, staying in a marriage that my ex and I both agreed had all its best moments behind it was… — Ariel Gore Copy Share Image
22 by Taylor Swift: It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes. Well,… — Hunter Marie Copy Share Image
When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
I had to detach myself from myself, if that makes any sense, to conjure an authentic first-person voice. In that sense, it… — Kate Christensen Copy Share Image
1 day you love me and then 1 day you hate me. 1 day you wanna forget me and then turn around… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's always gratifying to share a hobby with a friend, and pining for erstwhile suitors falls into that category. In the months… — Patricia Marx Copy Share Image
It's just this long overdue. These people [ex-Nazi brought to trial] should be grateful to the apathy that exists there that prevented… — Marvin Hier Copy Share Image
The whole family is a bunch of dangerous freaks...Most are ex-cons or junkies or deranged from inbreeding. Five have died violently, three… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the… — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I sent my ex-husband a bully card: You held hate in one heart and spoke niceties with the other, you laid warm… — Jenny Jay Copy Share Image
“What was it with exes? Why were they always twice as attractive after a break-up?” — Jena Leigh Copy Share Image
Exes can never be friends, past is always sad, you cheated on me¦. Get lost — Mazher (@mazher50 Copy Share Image
Supersonic bionic robot voodoo power Equator ex my chance to flex skills on Ampex — Kool Keith Copy Share Image
He's by best friend and the father of my children. He's a great ex. — Sarah Ferguson Copy Share Image
Everyone has the bully or the mean girl or the ex-boyfriend who tried to bring them down. — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
When I write my annual tax column, some ex-IRS agent will complain, "There you go IRS bashing again." They're always saying that… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon… — James Woods Copy Share Image
Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable. Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we… — Richard Ford Copy Share Image
Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child. — Valerie Bertinelli Copy Share Image
One thing I know that's really cool - it seems to me that Blake Schwarzenbach [Jets to Brazil frontman; ex-Jawbreaker] is someone… — J. Robbins Copy Share Image
I love my EXes, just becoz... they're a living proof of perfect EXample. a good EXperience and an EXplanation of what I… — Jcalex Maneja Copy Share Image
Strange, that some people are still alive after the breakup, knowing that they used to say 'I'd die without you.' To their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
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