Exes Quotes · Page 3

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend.

— Ronnie Wood

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

— Demetri Martin

But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.

— Christopher Paul Curtis

The exes that I've had have all actually been quite wonderful.

— Alison Hammond

Dont blame me, blame my exes. They made me this way.

— Anonymous

There is no fury like an ex-wife searching for a new lover.

— Cyril Connolly

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!

— Kevin Hart

Badmouthing your ex-spouse rips the child apart

— Dennis Prager

Me being a compassionate person, I would never hold any grudges against my ex.

— Amber Rose

Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again.

— Miranda Lambert

Being an ex-England manager, one that failed to qualify for the World Cup, is like being a dead politician.

— Graham Taylor

I depart from life as from an inn, and not as from my home. [Lat., Ex vita discedo, tanquam ex hospitio, non…

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

The reality is that I surround myself with very smart, very strong people - including my ex-wives.

— Ronald Perelman

“Some people are very happy despite their ex’s absence; some, because of it.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A hard core life I toast to ex flaw, therefore I live raw and went to war wit the law.

— Big L

Of evils one should choose the least. [Lat., Ex malis eligere minima oportere.]

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

I said, "It seems like you have fond feelings toward your ex-wife. Are you two still close?" "Nah," he said casually. "She…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“How are you?" "I'm coolioko," I nod, coughing once more. Not coolioko again, Harriet. "I mean, I'm ... fantastico." No. "Supastic." No.…

— Holly Smale

It's kind of funny to read the work of ex-Marines and soldiers because what they said to me as a reporter was…

— George Packer

I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this…

— Kate Hudson

I was working as a cocktail waitress in a heavy metal bar. Then, my manager said I should try some acting, which…

— Britta Phillips

And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives,…

— Christopher Titus

I read Warren Zevon's bizarre biography, "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead." His wife, Crystal Zevon, posthumously published a journal he wrote and…

— Dave Barry

There are reports that President Obama and his family may move to New York City after his term is over. Unfortunately, the…

— Jimmy Fallon

Cities at night, I feel, contain men who cry in their sleep and then say Nothing. It's nothing. Just sad dreams. Or…

— Martin Amis

Which is more worthwhile earning: a large fortune or the esteem and gratitude of the nation? This question is prompted anew by…

— B. C. Forbes

I have done here on earth that was necessary to be done, no matter what my expression or application and now I…

— Timothy Treadwell

Turn around, and the people you thought you knew might change. Your little boy might now live half a world away. Your…

— Jodi Picoult

There was a man named Robert Dear who in court said he was a warrior for the babies, whose ex-wife talked about…

— Chris Hayes

My mom [comes] to see my shows because she's so proud, but I'm talking about losing my virginity, my ex-wife and our…

— John Leguizamo

My photographs are proof of what happened. When I go to Russia, sometimes I meet ex-soldiers... They say, 'We came to liberate…

— Josef Koudelka

I did more research into the police procedure. I worked out with SWAT guys and ex- and active military guys, and consulted…

— Tim Kang

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!

— Lee Ryan

In the divorce my ex got everything. Even kept her composure

— Tom Franklin

He's by best friend and the father of my children. He's a great ex.

— Sarah Ferguson

Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior.

— James Patterson

I trained with an ex-Navy Seal. We shot a lot of guns. Real bullets... I underwent commando training.

— Michelle Rodriguez

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

— Pearl Williams

“You won't get rid of him that easily. Troy will live a long and annoying life. People like him always do.”

— Jessica Dettmann

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the…

— Helen Rowland