On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage. — Nina Dobrev Copy Share Image
When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
He's by best friend and the father of my children. He's a great ex. — Sarah Ferguson Copy Share Image
That whole thing about, 'Hey, ex-catchers are the best managers.' Listen, pitching coaches have some brains, too. Sometimes they're not all there,… — Don Cooper Copy Share Image
I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this… — Kate Hudson Copy Share Image
I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama. — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
First of all, let it be remembered that I speak as an ex-Communist and one who has not testified before Congressional Committees,… — Dorothy Day Copy Share Image
“Diane sometimes hears that Troy is an actuary. Sometimes she hears Troy is a florist. Sometimes she hears Troy is a cop,… — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
The enemy is not individuals, churches, 'ex-gay' organisations or political parties; the enemy is ignorance. Change is created by focusing our energies… — Anthony Venn-Brown Copy Share Image
When I started flirtin with the hustle failure became my ex now I'm engaged to the game and married to success — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
The reality is that I surround myself with very smart, very strong people - including my ex-wives. — Ronald Perelman Copy Share Image
My personal trainer is an ex-dancer so we do a lot of ballet and jazz. — Rachel Stevens Copy Share Image
The president of Mexico, or the ex-president, or whatever, whoever, who cares, he said, we will not even consider paying for the… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
It is easy being a manager when you are one of 25,000 sitting in the stand or if you are an ex-player… — Glenn Roeder Copy Share Image
Please don't worry. It's a psychological complaint, common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she's a coffee table edition... — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
I don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm… — David Rees Copy Share Image
My photographs are proof of what happened. When I go to Russia, sometimes I meet ex-soldiers... They say, 'We came to liberate… — Josef Koudelka Copy Share Image
What can you do? More and more Americans are carrying a gun in the car. An ex-cop I know advises that if… — Ron Paul Copy Share Image
My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
