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Apollo Quote by Tom Holt

“Among the gods, there is a dispute as to which one of them originally thought of Christianity; or, as they call it, the Great Leg Pull. Apollo has the best claim, but a sizeable minority support Pluto, ex-God of the Dead, on the grounds that he has a really sick sense of humour. How would it be…” quote by Tom Holt
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“Among the gods, there is a dispute as to which one of them originally thought of Christianity; or, as they call it, the Great Leg Pull. Apollo has the best claim, but a sizeable minority support Pluto, ex-God of the Dead, on the grounds that he has a really sick sense of humour. How would it be, suggested the unidentified god, if first we tell them all to love their neighbour, pack in the killing and thieving, and be nice to each other. Then we let them start burning heretics.”

Tom Holt

About This Quote

Source Novel: "The Gods of the Great Leg Pull", 2002

He humorously imagines gods debating the origins of Christianity, suggesting a simple moral solution before persecution

In simple terms: Gods argue over Christianity’s origin, proposing love and peace before conflict

Key Takeaway

Consider simple moral actions before complex doctrines

Themes

mythology religion humor

Mood

playful thought‑provoking

Type

satirical mythic

When to use this quote

  • religious debates
  • interfaith dialogues
  • ethical education
  • conflict resolution

Key Concepts

theology ethical philosophy satire

Questions to Reflect On

  • How does humor help critique religious institutions?
  • What are the limits of simplifying complex beliefs?
A Different Perspective

The satire may oversimplify deep theological issues

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