“It's sad that my dog looks confused when my phone rings, like he's baffled by my blossoming social life.” — McCall Hoyle Copy Share Image
People have been warning us that language was going to the dogs ever since Latin started turning into French. Yet the dogs… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your words do not have a smile, if you do not talk heart to heart, and you decide everything with your… — Harbhajan Singh Yogi Copy Share Image
A dog has kindliness in his heart and dignity in his demeanor. The finest qualities anyone can have. — Kay Francis Copy Share Image
Let eloquence be flung to the dogs rather than souls be lost. What we want is to win souls. They are not… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
I let the dog out, or I let him in, and we talk some. I let him know I like him, and… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Hey! You can be more than just a car company. You can be more than just a pet food company. You can… — Lee Clow Copy Share Image
“According to 2008/09 census there were 61,080,000 dogs in the United States. Many homeless or mistreated. There are more pet dogs than… — Alexander Fontana Copy Share Image
Some philosophers can't bear to say simple things, like "Suppose a dog bites a man." They feel obliged instead to say, "Suppose… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here is why I will be a good person. Because I listen. I cannot speak so I listen very well. I never… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
Winter near the shore is cold. The wind kicks up a salty mist and elephant seals come to shore to trumpet and… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
He is my other eyes that can see above the clouds; my other ears that hear above the winds. He is the… — Gene Hill Copy Share Image
Computers and rocket ships are examples of invention, not of understanding. ... All that is needed to build machines is the knowledge… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
The way an old dog finds his way back over miles and miles to his home when somebody trues to shove him… — Chris Lynch Copy Share Image
Elvis came along when I was 10. My father gave me a bass ukulele. I taught myself how to play from a… — Bob Seger Copy Share Image
There's a stone I had made for Luke at the top of the hill road, where the pasture opens wide and the… — Patricia McConnell Copy Share Image
I tried to draw and write comics when I was four. By the time I was nine, I had written my first… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
“Hank is a dog, not a human dressed up in a dog suit. Humans share some of his flaws, but I get… — John R. Erickson Copy Share Image
Many of the qualities that come so effortlessly to dogs - loyalty, devotion, selflessness, unflagging optimism, unqualified love - can be elusive… — John Grogan Copy Share Image
Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should… — Brian Clough Copy Share Image
You can't measure a dog's intelligence by giving him a verbal test 'cause it's not on their scale, but that doesn't mean… — Bryan Fuller Copy Share Image
It inspired all sorts of whims and fancies that I ultimately wove into a fairy tale complete with muse, the earth, the… — Kit Williams Copy Share Image
At the time my dog had a fungus on her chest that wouldn't heal and resisted treatment. I made an ointment with… — William Standish Knowles Copy Share Image
My dog thinks I am patting his belly...little does he know I am playing the most epic drum solo of all time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener. — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
I have a spaniel that defrocked a nun last week. He took hold of the cord. I had hold of the leash.… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Thou hast seen a farmer's dog bark at a beggar? And the creature run from the cur. There thou mightst behold the… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
This is a really good circus. It has lions, tigers, dogs, monkeys and about any other animal act you can think of.… — Howard Thompson Copy Share Image
I may not have been wearing a mink coat, but I was traveling with a dog. That should have made you think… — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die-it's… — Clive Barker Copy Share Image
“(I find one of the many great things about dogs is that they don’t mind being blamed for things that aren’t their… — Teresa Rhyne Copy Share Image
I will always do what I can to help others, but when I retire, I want to be a dad and a… — J. J. Watt Copy Share Image
I no longer gave a sick dog's drop for the wisdom, the reliability and the authority of the public's literary mind, those… — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
We then went through the audition process and picked a guy named Richard Campbell and he is no secret to L.A. players… — Gerry Beckley Copy Share Image
What I like about 'Old Jack's Boat' is that it's just like 'Jackanory' - me telling a tale straight to camera with… — Bernard Cribbins Copy Share Image
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or… — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
There are times when even the best manager is like the little boy with the big dog, waiting to see where the… — Lee Iacocca Copy Share Image
