Poets have tried to describe Ankh-Morpork. They have failed. Perhaps it's the sheer zestful vitality of the place, or maybe it's just… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'm perfectly happy doing nothing. I'll hang around the house and take the dog to the park. — Jorge Garcia Copy Share Image
If a picture wasn't going very well I'd put a puppy dog in it, always a mongrel, you know, never one of… — Norman Rockwell Copy Share Image
A pretty girl is better than a plain one. A leg is better than an arm. A bedroom is better than a… — Preston Sturges Copy Share Image
I have dogs at home in Ohio, so it's always nice to see them and just be a lump and collect dog… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
Love grows from the rich foam of forgiveness, mongrels make good dogs, and the evidence of God exists in the roundness of… — Wally Lamb Copy Share Image
Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Otherwise I got out of bed on two strong legs. It might have been otherwise. I ate cereal, sweet milk, ripe, flawless… — Jane Kenyon Copy Share Image
I feel like people used to leave their homes and go to their local theatre, and they used to watch ballet dancers… — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home, his face… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mother early on taught us to respect all animals, and I mean all animals - not just cats and dogs but… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
...I feel most deeply that the whole subject is too profound for the human intellect. A dog might as well speculate on… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
Youth, then, once ballyhooed as the epicenter of fun, hot dogs, hot sex, and marvelous dope-smoking good times, is now defined as… — Marilyn Suzanne Miller Copy Share Image
DOG, n. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship. This Divine… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
The dog that buried the bone which even a canine appetite could not manage, the squirrel that gathered nuts for a later… — Will Durant Copy Share Image
I've been writing on my own. It's like Roger Miller used to say, every now and then, like a dog having puppies,… — Travis Tritt Copy Share Image
Never follow a dog act. You know you're on the skids when you play yourself in the movie version of your life. — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
The most striking features of the correctly bred German Shepherds are firmness of nerves, attentiveness, unshockability, tractability, watchfulness, reliability and incorruptibility together… — Max von Stephanitz Copy Share Image
“i should take my dog for a walk now. i can only handle one bitch at a time” — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
What the altar-bound of today end up buying from their numberless vendors is a dog's breakfast of bridal excess - part society… — Caitlin Flanagan Copy Share Image
Old dogs can be a regal sight. Their exuberance settles over the years into a seasoned nobility, their routines become as locked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Elvis Presley's talent brightened millions of lives. He widened the horizons of my world certainly. The first record I ever owned was… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Vice presidents are at times tasked with issuing direct broadsides against enemies while the top guy stays above the fray. But never… — John Podhoretz Copy Share Image
You know, I don't walk home alone at night. If I drive into our courtyard after dark, I ask my partner to… — Masha Gessen Copy Share Image
I can still advocate for a marginalized community, while also thinking dog humping is really funny. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
During the Depression, my dad made radios to sell to make extra money. Nobody had any money to buy the radios, so… — Betty White Copy Share Image
Winter near the shore is cold. The wind kicks up a salty mist and elephant seals come to shore to trumpet and… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
In the night, I've shrunk and everyone else on the island has grown. They're all nine feet tall and men and I'm… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
These glorious things-words-are man's right alone...Without words we should know no more of each other's hearts and thoughts than the dog knows… — Charles Kingsley Copy Share Image
“Growled. Like a pissed-off wolf. No, like a whiny dog, I told myself firmly. One of those little yappy ones. Wolves kicked… — Joanna Wylde Copy Share Image
We do not belong to this material world that science constructs for us. We are not in it; we are outside. We… — Erwin Schrodinger Copy Share Image
I enjoy trying to figure out a way to deal with machines - they become like little buddies or something. It's almost… — Panda Bear Copy Share Image
A Bitch is a female dog, a dog is a mans best friend, so when you are calling me a bitch you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I'm getting fed up of living away from home so much. They look after you very well but it doesn't matter how… — David Jason Copy Share Image
