You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
I am misanthropos, and hate mankind, For thy part, I do wish thou wert a dog, That I might love thee something. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
My notion of a great novel is something like a five-hundred-page shaggy-dog story, with only the punch line omitted. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
“If you don’t have a dog--at least one--there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with… — Vincent van Gogh Copy Share Image
Jesse has a new dog. You may have noticed that his former pets have been peculiarly unfortunate. When this dog dies every… — Ulysses S. Grant Copy Share Image
I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Spence hasn't been in a ring with an animal like me. I have to be a dog, touch him and make him… — Shawn Porter Copy Share Image
The pace of the game demanded a referee who was fit. It is an indictment of our game. You see referees abroad… — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
All entertainment is an element of fantasy because you are seeing something that is not quite real. There is no such thing… — Bruce Campbell Copy Share Image
My favorite time in music is probably 1970-75. Still Bill by Bill Withers, Harvest by Neil Young, John Prine's first album, James… — Amos Lee Copy Share Image
“Learning what really makes a dog like him tick had forced me to grasp more about what made me tick. I often… — Jon Katz Copy Share Image
Many of us have to spell words such as "out," "cookie," and "bath" when conversing with other people, lest we unnecessarily excite… — Warren Eckstein Copy Share Image
On walks, make sure that your dog is not in front of you, pulling you down the street. Instead, keep your dog… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
I was never one of those girls who dreamt of Prince Charming. To piss off my mom, I would say, 'I'm never… — Jessica Biel Copy Share Image
Science has so far been unable to tell us how self-aware dogs are, much less whether they have anything like our conscious… — John Bradshaw Copy Share Image
Cats didn't start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Bourgeois society ought long ago to have gone to the dogs through sheer idleness; for those of its members who work, acquire… — Karl Marx Copy Share Image
Everything I need to know about life I learned from my dog: If you can't eat it, fight it, or fuck it;… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Circus dogs jump when the trainer cracks the whip. But the really well-trained dog is the one that turns somersaults when there… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
A dog doesn't want very much and is happy with that. A cat doesn't know what he wants and wants more of… — Mills Lane Copy Share Image
Your life might be easier if you were. A fool for love is happier than a Dog with a heart that's all… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
Just being with dogs, I learned their ways and began to appreciate things from their point of view. — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
A lot of people who don't have anything collect dogs; it's kind of a symbol of having something. — Mary Ellen Mark Copy Share Image
Men have been trained and conditioned by women, not unlike the way Pavlov conditioned his dogs, into becoming their slaves. — Esther Vilar Copy Share Image
“The dog is not bored. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking Rubik's Cube. He's a goddamned… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
A dog is grateful for what is, which I am finding to be the soundest kind of wisdom and very good theology. — Carrie Newcomer Copy Share Image
Naturally, everybody has certain things they wish they hadn't done in life. They wish they hadn't kicked their dog when they were… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
Romanians have a saying, 'Not every dog has a bagel on its tail.' It means that not all streets are paved with… — Nadia Comaneci Copy Share Image
Using a dog as a narrator has limitations and it has advantages. The limitations are that a dog cannot speak. A dog… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
Just as dogs love to chew bones, the mind loves to get its teeth into problems. That's why it does crossword puzzles… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
There's going to be a new cable-TV channel for dogs. Dogs don't even watch TV. But the schedule came out today. And… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“Domestication is a variation of the process of evolution, where the selector has been not just natural forces but human ones, eventually… — Alexandra Horowitz Copy Share Image
Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless… — David Lee Roth Copy Share Image
The last dog I had was an Irish wolfhound - now that is a dog. Rather spoils a person for a lesser… — Laurie R. King Copy Share Image
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it. — Jesse Owens Copy Share Image
“I thought I ran over a politician’s dog, but when I discovered it was his wig, I was disappointed.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I well knew the rules to follow with our training Dogs: Speak when you're spoken to. Keep out of the way. Obey… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
A person can learn a lot from a dog, even a loopy one like ours. Marley taught me about living each day… — John Grogan Copy Share Image
[The] zero-sum caricature [applies] much more accurately to socialism, which stifles the creation of new wealth and thus fosters a dog-eat-dog struggle… — George Gilder Copy Share Image
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