Dog Quotes · Page 109

“When in doubt, go walk your dogs; it'll cure what ails ya”

— Wendy J. Reber

And remember kids, doggy style is just missionary if you're a dog.

— Nikhil Saluja

For me, the idea of being a successful actor is hanging out with my dogs and my boy, down in Venice beach,…

— Robert Knepper

Dogs don't know about beginnings, and they don't speculate on matters that occurred before their time. Dogs also don't know - or…

— Stanley Coren

Coraline opened the box of chocolates. The dog looked at them longingly. "Would you like one?" she asked the little dog. "Yes,…

— Neil Gaiman

A successful novel should interrupt the reader’s life, make him or her miss appointments, skip meals, forget to walk the dog.

— Stephen King

A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts

— Frank Skinner

“A dog cannot relate his autobiography; however, eloquently he may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were honest though poor.”

— Bertrand Russell

Barring love I'll take my life in large doses alone--rivers, forests, fish, grouse, mountains. Dogs.

— Jim Harrison

My dog wants the entrepreneurial community to know how thankful she is for the fact that she gets to go out. She…

— Heidi Roizen

Down the street the dogs are barking And the day is getting dark. As the night comes in a-falling, The dogs´ll lose…

— Bob Dylan

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

— Anonymous

Thanks for the great info dog I owe you bigigty.

— Krystallynn

A traveller must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter…

— Thomas Nashe

I don't think your life can be complete without a dog.

— Steve Backshall

All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind. -Whippet Angel

— All Dogs Go To Heaven

I think my message goes out to the entire spectrum of political parties. I'm supported by the Tea Party, the Conservative Party…

— Carl Paladino

You know there is no one in the world I would rather sleep with than Yuki.

— Lyndon B. Johnson

So now I'm 'the hot dog guy,' which isn't bad. I take it in stride. It's not like it was my goal…

— Joey Chestnut

Children are for people who can't have dogs.

— Jerry Smith

I would rather have a man dog then a women dog because they do not bear like women dogs, it is a…

— Marjorie Fleming

“I also believe that man’s continued domestication (if you care to use that silly euphemism) of dogs is motivated by fear: fear…

— Garth Stein

I would like to sing someone to sleep, to sit beside someone and be there. I would like to rock you and…

— Rainer Maria Rilke

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Dogs are a gift to mankind. They are happy and joyful and loyal by nature. They are pure, positive energy and teach…

— Alyson Noel

We are all vegetarians here, and except for a mountain lion that's been hanging around and killed our dog, we don't have…

— Dirk Benedict

Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of…

— Woody Allen

I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200…

— Anonymous

The bond with a dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth can ever be.

— Konrad Lorenz

Your life might be easier if you were. A fool for love is happier than a Dog with a heart that's all…

— Tamora Pierce

“The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say. About…

— Patrick Ness

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on…

— Dana Gould

I'm pretty sure my dog, Pip, gets lonely when there is no one to be with him. But we humans can end…

— Thomas L. Dumm

Happiness to a dog is what lies on the other side of the door.

— Charlton Ogburn

A dog lives in the moment and always hopes for the best.

— Anonymous

[On her dogs:] I have four now. My friends tell me if I get any more they'll have to hold an intervention.

— Cynthia Heimel

I do honor the very flea of his dog.

— Ben Jonson

was a clear, pale blue like the eyes of a Siberian husky dog. Human beings just didn't have eyes like that.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

Everyone knows dogs. Most people love dogs. I think most American families probably have a dog, but I don't think people really…

— Robert Crais

A dog is the only exercise machine you cannot decide to skip when you don't feel like it.

— Carolyn Heilbrun