Backstage Quote by Christopher Guest

I've given my own dog a haircut before and it was so hard, the techniques are very different from what we do on people.

— Brad Mondo

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

— Rita Rudner

They're not dogs [poodles], they're art.

— Rachael Leigh Cook

It used to be fashionable for authors to have their pictures taken with dogs, but the dogs always looked like models hired from an…

— Robertson Davies

Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?

— Henny Youngman

They're not poodles, they're art.

— Anonymous

“Now look, for instance, at the way they serve dogs, cutting off their tails to make them look plucky, and shearing up their pretty…

— Anna Sewell

A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good as a…

— Stanley Coren

Some dogs act like people and some people act like dogs.

— Tablo

Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills.

— Ilona Andrews

When I first heard about Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I thought, no. This, this is ridiculous. And then you read the script and you close…

— George Lopez

“The Poodle The poodle -- nature’s most perfect food -- was invented by Otto Van Plotsberg in 1872. According to Van Plotsberg he had…

— Elyse Friedman