I love animals. All animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog — or a chicken, or a cow. And I… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
The misery of keeping a dog is his dying so soon. But, to be sure, if he lived for fifty years and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I research moonlight effects on sleeping humans. The research goes well with the exception of causing excessive body hair growth, a pointy… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will… — Will Estes Copy Share Image
If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog. — Phil Gramm Copy Share Image
The pit bull is not a breed but a conglomeration of traits, and those traits are reshaping what we think of as… — Tom Junod Copy Share Image
I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I could claim any number of high-flown reasons for writing, just as you can explain certain dogs behavior... But maybe, it’s that… — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
Jason Oliver C. Smith, a big dumb guy who was tan, died March 30 of lung cancer and old age. He was… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
I always loved strange stories like the Dr. Seuss stuff. 'Go, Dog. Go!' was one of my favorite stories - it still… — Jon Scieszka Copy Share Image
My dog does have his failings, of course. He's afraid of firecrackers and hides in the clothes closet whenever we run the… — Gary A. Kowalski Copy Share Image
At no point did the [Burns] committee conclude, or even attempt to conclude, an assessment of cruelty. Yet many bodies have erroneously… — Baron Soulsby of Swaffham Prior Lawson Soulsby Copy Share Image
You may not agree, you may not care, but if you are holding this book you should know that of all the… — Mary Oliver Copy Share Image
Idea of the generations continuing is really important. And that's interesting to me. I write about families; I'm interested in families. Even… — Jennifer Gilmore Copy Share Image
Let’s think of reverence as awe, as presence in and openness to the world…Try walking around with a child who’s going, ‘Wow,… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“Pray tell me what it is,” said Dorothea, anxiously, also rising and going to the open window, where Monk was looking in,… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Great Britain have won 40% of their medals in cycling. If only there was snooker, darts and a dog show. — Jim Lampley Copy Share Image
I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
I had a dog I raised for many years. He was a Pekingese with big eyes and a flat face, very cute. — Stephen Chow Copy Share Image
I have a dog as well, and I'm not a vegan or anything. But I needlepoint and I have a cat, so… — Emmy Rossum Copy Share Image
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Court TV. I can't stop watching it. I am absolutely obsessed! If I'm not reading a book or spending time with my… — Debra Messing Copy Share Image
I think of the saddest thing I can and then add a sick dog to that. If I think of a sick… — Sufjan Stevens Copy Share Image
You're just a puppy on a leash, time to come back home, I let you out to play, but ain't playin' fair,… — Letoya Luckett Copy Share Image
You don't get to choose your voice! I was never like, 'Oh, I'll take the voice that causes dogs to gather outside.' — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
If my dog Ella, named after the Rihanna song 'Umbrella', could be with me at all times, that would make me happy. — Alex Scott Copy Share Image
Roving dogs do not indicate the civilisation or compassion of the society. They betray on the country the ignorance and lethargy of… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
When I grow up I want to be just like my dog. Walking around fucking bitches... then when I get bored, I… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I think that's the great thing about being with, having a dog, is it kind of forces you to be in the… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
The only thing I can say about W. C. Fields ... is this: Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be… — Leo Rosten Copy Share Image
I wish they would remember that the charge to Peter was "Feed my sheep", not "Try experiments on my rats", or even… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
When one is a child, the disposition of objects, tables and chairs and doors, seems part of the natural order: a house-move… — Elizabeth Bowen Copy Share Image
In my life there are not that many questions I can't properly deal with using my $40 adding machine and dog-eared compound… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Always walk out the door ahead of your dog when leaving the house. This will show your dog who is in the… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
I feel that the thing that probably aided me the most in that scene with the dog was the utilization and using… — Ray Walston Copy Share Image
EPMD in effect, I'm clockin' mad green Like Kermit the Frog, sloppy like Boss Hog, Girl was runnin' wild...ate her like a… — PMD Copy Share Image
Humans have externalized their wisdom-stored it in museums, libraries, the expertise of the learned. Dog wisdom is inside the blood and bones. — Donald McCaig Copy Share Image
I was stopped by a policeman and his over excited sniffer dog the other day, my dog says you are on drugs,… — Humaira Copy Share Image