Cat Quote by Doug Larson

No use in taking a cat's opinion of a dog.

— Lucy Maud Montgomery

The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him.

— Dave Barry

“A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs.”

— Sarah Thompson

“Cats have the curiosity of a genius, while dogs have the intellect of a sack of manure covered in hair and mulch made from…

— Jarod Kintz

I have no desire to be a cat, which walks so lightly that it never creates a disturbance.

— Andrew Taylor Still

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

— Charlie Day

No means everything to a dog, nothing to a cat.

— Leonore Fleischer

“Cats may walk by themselves, but there are times when they need our support.”

— Dr. Nicholas Dodman

No animal is a better judge of comfort than a cat.

— James Herriot

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

— Jeff Valdez

If a woman has one cat, it will invariably turn into 20.

— Greg Kinnear

Cats are useless.

— Mark Zupan