Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
A true friend is the one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Democracy is a system that gives people a chance to elect rascals of their own choice. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
