A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
“A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except to be able to grow in rows” — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
A true friend is the one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Democracy is a system that gives people a chance to elect rascals of their own choice. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
