This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
What does it take for Republicans to take off the flag pin and say, 'I am just too embarrassed to be on… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Well, the American public always wanted to vote for a guy and Bush was the perfect guy who they'd want… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Rush Limbaugh, who has made a career preaching that anybody who does drugs has got to go right to jail - do… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Look at the list of liberals who are active in politics, if not running. Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Springsteen, Spielberg...… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Please stop assuming that longevity and perfect health is always the correct option. No. Sometimes fun costs ya. It just does, you… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
People, especially the liberals, just live in this world where if anything is said that offends anybody even a little bit, not… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Osama bin Laden put out a new video. The timing of this video has some people upset, three days before we vote.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It's a good time to say "Oh" and take stock and say, "Gee, how was I ethically this year?" That's the problem… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
When people say to me, 'You hate America,' I don't hate America. I love America. I am just embarrassed that it has… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I can't believe I'm saying this, but Obama looks like he DOES need a teleprompter. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I believe only foreigners should run for president...Face it, the presidency is a lousy job. And who does lousy jobs we don't… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It's a little strange when you have never been to war, and you eye-roll about a guy who's got shrapnel still in… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end - and perhaps any day now - does it… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You can't deny that religion has done some good. It organizes lots of anti-poverty programs and soup kitchens and missionary work. But… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, 'I want to help you get teeth.' Why does… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't believe in a lot of things from the Bronze Age, but an eye for an eye does make a sort… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It's a furball with a broken spirit, that can only… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I think there is a problem, though, with the media gushing over [Obama] too much. I don't think he thinks that he's… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
They told us to buy duct tape and portable radios so that if the world does end, we can all listen to… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I have two questions about Arnold Schwarzenegger. What does he know, and when will he know it? — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
![“I don't believe in a lot of things from the Bronze Age, but an eye for an eye does make a sort of symmetrical sense to me. I really believe that if somebody takes a life, that [death penalty] is what they should get. I also think it's a lot more humane than keeping people in a cage for the rest of…” quote by Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/ac0/bill-maher-211_age_i-don-t-believe-in-a-lot-of-things-from_2555270.jpg)
![“I think there is a problem, though, with the media gushing over [Obama] too much. I don't think he thinks that he's all that, but the media does. I mean, the coverage after, that I was watching, from MSNBC, I mean these guys were ready to have sex with him.It's embarrassing.” quote by Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/eeb/bill-maher-211_coverage_i-think-there-is-a-problem-though-with-t_2723160.jpg)
