I indulge in Jell-O, pastries and my husband's home-baked chocolate-chip cookies. — Eva Marie Copy Share Image
We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.' — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me. — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
I love Pinterest, so I got a little inspiration from there - I'm obsessed with cookies. — Devon Windsor Copy Share Image
I bought all those [fitness] videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch 'em. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Everyone tries to look a cookie-cutter kind of way, and actually the people who look different are the ones who get picked… — Meryl Streep Copy Share Image
Be a child again. Flirt. Giggle. Dip your cookies in your milk. Take a nap. Say you're sorry if you hurt someone.… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
...when the armed robber of unhappiness knocks over the Keebler cookie display of our complacency, and bangs the samurai sword of negativity… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
In a manner of speaking. As we intend for you to found a dynasty. And that dynasty will rule society until it… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're from Italy… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Many of the Prego sauces - whether cheesy, chunky or light - have one feature in common: The largest ingredient, after tomatoes,… — Michael Moss Copy Share Image
There’s a large part of me that’s four years old. I wake up in the morning and I know that somewhere there’s… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
I think baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job,… — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
No guy in his right mind would ever choose me when there are people like Hana in the world: It would be… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
I’d still be nice to you if you were ugly.” “Okay.” A wicked grin slipped over his full lips. He bent his… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
Amy was profoundly shocked. "A little over an hour ago, our bus was attacked by three men in ski masks. They definitely… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
For young women, I would say don't worry so much about your weight. Girls spend way too much time thinking about that,… — Meryl Streep Copy Share Image
Think what a better world it would be if we all-the whole world-had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
Imagine you are trying to lose weight and attempting to concentrate on writing an article, but there is a bowl with your… — Thomas Metzinger Copy Share Image
These are the things I learned: share everything, play fair. Don't hit people. Put things back where you found them. Clean up… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
To be born a Southern woman is to be made aware of your distinctiveness. And with it, the rules. The expectations. These… — Allison Glock Copy Share Image
Jesse, who had not stirred the whole time from the spot he'd been standing, confident I could handle Cheryl myself, was grinning.… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
I took a bite of cookie and chewed. “Hmmm,” I said, trying not to spit crumbs. “Clear vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
I've always liked to go down a different path. Being a woman of color, I never followed a cookie cutter way. — Halle Berry Copy Share Image
Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers. — E. A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
Fortune cookies are a good idea. If the message is positive, it can make your day a little better. — Yao Ming Copy Share Image
It was as though the darkness was a sheet of raw cookie dough and someone had just taken a cookie cutter and… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
If you can’t change the world with chocolate chip cookies, how can you change the world? — Pat Murphy Copy Share Image
When I was working a lot, I felt guilty as a parent. I couldn't pick up my son every day from school,… — Barbra Streisand Copy Share Image
Bread pudding makes me weak. I have been known to be moved to tears by cookies and ice cream, and ribs are… — Bill Rancic Copy Share Image
It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early… — Joanne Fluke Copy Share Image
I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns,… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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