Cookies Quote by Will Ferrell Download Open image “What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?” — Will Ferrell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cookies Parent Parenting Santa
“We half-eat cookies and drink the milk, we leave notes, all so kids will believe in something that isn’t true. Kids try their best… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
My sister, mom, and I always make holiday treats like Christmas cutout cookies and red and green chocolate chip cookies. — Devon Windsor Copy Share Image
“Best of all are the decorations the grandchildren have made ~ fat little stars and rather crooked Santas, shaped out of dough and baked… — Gladys Bagg Taber Copy Share Image
Did you ever wonder why we always leave cookies and milk for Santa Claus, but we never leave a salad for the Easter Bunny? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I wish we could get a real tree," Bug says. "Then at least we'd have one real tradition, since that whole Santa thing's a… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
“Most kids grow up leaving something out for Santa at Christmas time when he comes down the chimney. I used to make presents for… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life. — Halle Berry Copy Share Image
“MOM: Fuck santa. If I had a million little elves helping me and random people feeding me cookies, I’d be jolly all the time… — Sophia Fraioli Copy Share Image
Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas. — John Green Copy Share Image
Christmas cookies can't help but be retro - they are memory first, sugar-flour-egg-redhot-gumdrop-sparkle reality second. — Dana Goodyear Copy Share Image
On the set of an independent film you can tell that nobody is doing it for the money. Everyone is there because they love… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Why did Autograph Magazine list me as one of the worst autograph signers? Oh, I don't know. It's probably because I punched some 8-year-old… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat, and I built a boat. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen. — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework. — Vanna White Copy Share Image
We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
My mother 'gave teas' the way other mothers breathed. Her own mother 'gave teas.' All of their friends 'gave teas,' each involving butter cookies… — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Also, worldbuilding touches all aspects of your story. It touches plot and character as well. If you don't know the culture your character comes… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
