The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Peace means no one is worried about anyone else's cookie...in this moment we are all quietly content with the cookies we have. — Amy Krouse Rosenthal Copy Share Image
Christmas cookies can't help but be retro - they are memory first, sugar-flour-egg-redhot-gumdrop-sparkle reality second. — Dana Goodyear Copy Share Image
Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it. — Hector Elizondo Copy Share Image
I wanted always to appear strong and in control . . . .Then the cookie began to crumble. — Chris Evert Copy Share Image
I was definitely one of those people who fell for the fat-free cookies and chips that are loaded with sugar and calories. — Alison Sweeney Copy Share Image
I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
No one smokes because they like the way it tastes. If we did, they'd make cigarette-flavored cookies, candy, ice cream. What is… — Kevin Pollak Copy Share Image
Smell is so powerful, you know. My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. I think whenever I smell those… — Curtis Stone Copy Share Image
It was as though the darkness was a sheet of raw cookie dough and someone had just taken a cookie cutter and… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
Baking is how you start kids at cooking in the kitchen. It's fun whether it's baking bread or cookies. With baking, you… — Sandra Lee Copy Share Image
Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
When I was working a lot, I felt guilty as a parent. I couldn't pick up my son every day from school,… — Barbra Streisand Copy Share Image
Bread pudding makes me weak. I have been known to be moved to tears by cookies and ice cream, and ribs are… — Bill Rancic Copy Share Image
Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!' Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
I just did a five-day raw-food diet, but I'll never do that again. It's really hard! I'd wake up in the morning… — Amanda Seyfried Copy Share Image
When we run out of them upstairs, I've been known to appropriate some from our greenroom, pocketing a few with one hand… — Lester Holt Copy Share Image
Many of the Prego sauces - whether cheesy, chunky or light - have one feature in common: The largest ingredient, after tomatoes,… — Michael Moss Copy Share Image
Anya looked upon Nin admirably. Having him as a partner-in-crime-if only on this one occasion, which she hoped would only be the… — Jess C Scott Copy Share Image
Vegetarians, dropping meat, tend to fill up with too much starch. This leaves them no more healthy than meat-eaters, with constipation, indigestion,… — Helen and Scott Nearing Copy Share Image
“A cookie, Avis told her children, is a soul. She held up the wafer, its edges shimmering with ruby-dark sugar. "You think… — Diana Abu-Jaber Copy Share Image
At this young age I am already sold on the idea of the dog. One of God's absolutely greatest inventions and one… — Rick Springfield Copy Share Image
“As she traveled down the lane between the rows of parked cars, she noticed a conspicuous absence of new or expensive vehicles.… — Joanne Fluke Copy Share Image
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early… — Joanne Fluke Copy Share Image
I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns,… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“Can I do anything for you? Bake you cookies? Walk your dogs? Throw snowballs? Just generally be a distraction?” — Dee Henderson Copy Share Image
Cookies are unbelievable. I have a problem, I eat like, four to five a day. — Ryan Cabrera Copy Share Image
Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop. — James Broughton Copy Share Image
There's a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar… — Hilary Weeks Copy Share Image
Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies. — Diane Arbus Copy Share Image
What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies. — Susan Beth Pfeffer Copy Share Image
I understand that coffee and cigarettes are cool, fashionable and all that. But agree the tea with cookies still taste better. — Jared Leto Copy Share Image
Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know! — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do! — Laura Wilkinson Copy Share Image
There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
