I can make cookies and do easy stuff. Pies are very specific and hard to do well though. — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise, and nothing is more lame than a cookie-cutter compliment. — Bill Walsh Copy Share Image
It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I looked up at Ellen and her not-glowing pentagram. "Harm none is the rule, Ellen: bad witch, no cookie. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I’m a shallow, shallow boy. Hey, it helps that you’re pretty. It brings out the nice guy in me. Makes me what… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
this blue shirt i have is practically the same color as my jeans, and looking all-blue is something only cookie monster can… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I'm very lucky because I love fruit and to this day, that has saved me because I'd much rather have fruit than… — Carrie Ann Inaba Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't want you to think that I'm up late reading a stack of Spider-Man comics and eating a tray of lemon… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
“STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards. So when you're stressed, just grab a couple of cookies. Everything in the world feels right, when… — Priyanka R Copy Share Image
I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips… — Dylan Lauren Copy Share Image
You also get so wound up playing a show that a lot of people need something to bring them down. People who… — Johnny Ramone Copy Share Image
Smell is so powerful, you know. My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. I think whenever I smell those… — Curtis Stone Copy Share Image
Baking is how you start kids at cooking in the kitchen. It's fun whether it's baking bread or cookies. With baking, you… — Sandra Lee Copy Share Image
Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
If you look at some shows that have an ugly feel to them, or a nihilistic sort of feel to them, you'll… — Michelle Forbes Copy Share Image
A marathon is a like a roller coaster... You might toss your cookies, jump for joy, pass out, or have to close… — Carrie Tollefson Copy Share Image
I love words, but I also love finding out that there is a word for something that you've experienced but didn't know… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
If we're talking about the science fiction or action genres, I've always tried when I could to do them in a way… — Keanu Reeves Copy Share Image
“Some details in life may look insignificant but appear to be vital leitmotifs in a person's life. They may have the value… — Erik Pevernagie Copy Share Image
“With the heady scent of yeast in the air, it quickly becomes clear that Langer's hasn't changed at all. The black-and-white-checked linoleum… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
We have an incredible capacity for the worst possible evil, all of us, it was that we also have this incredible capacity… — Desmond Tutu Copy Share Image
Cookie dropped her purse and tried to catch it midair. In the process, she knocked over a vase. When she lunged for… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
If people would only *Look to the Cookie* - all our problems would be solved — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“Don't you want to know what cookies is a code word for?" "No! Good God, no!” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Girls Scouts taught me to succeed (cookie selling) and to fail (knot tying) and to learn and benefit from both. — Carol Bellamy Copy Share Image
If I’m at a party where I’m not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
My daughter very independent. But if she's upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She's great - a real tough… — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. — Anthony Hopkins Copy Share Image
Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice? Claire: She smells better.… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies… — Debbi Fields Copy Share Image
Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that. — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie? "Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life. — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all. — Sinclair Lewis Copy Share Image
I'm not sure about these cookies ... They came from the local 7/11 bakery, or whatever. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
I've got a library copy of Gone with the Wind, a quart of milk and all these cookies. Wow! What an orgy! — Jacqueline Susann Copy Share Image
There's a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar… — Hilary Weeks Copy Share Image
