Honestly, my sales pitch when I was a kid was, 'You don't want these Girl Scout cookies, do you?' If I had… — Jincy Willett Copy Share Image
I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Personally, I love the cookie monster grunts. I like how they alienate listeners. We sound the way we sound. We're individuals. We… — David Pajo Copy Share Image
I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns,… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each… — Crystal Woods Copy Share Image
I can't predict how reading habits will change. But I will say that the greatest loss is the paper archive - no… — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
For most of our young lives, my family was baffled by elementary school bake sales, to which we were told to bring… — Jennifer Lee Copy Share Image
Girls Scouts taught me to succeed (cookie selling) and to fail (knot tying) and to learn and benefit from both. — Carol Bellamy Copy Share Image
At my school, they have an ice cream special sometimes, and they have this ice cream sandwich, except the sandwich part is… — Lilla Crawford Copy Share Image
“I'm starving and I'd much rather have cookies than another riot, wouldn't you?” — Misty Provencher Copy Share Image
Eating girlscout cookies while gimped up.... and I looked down (my shirt) and thought... WOW that's where the rest of my cookie… — Rose Etheridge Copy Share Image
“That one brown house still had that hole in its garage door splintering like a chewed cookie smile, the hole the exact… — Tim Kinsella Copy Share Image
I wake at 5 or 5:30 most mornings, make myself a latte and grab a cookie, write until 10 or 11, go… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
The funny thing is while the grown-ups in the family may indulge, we really try to offer our son Duke clean food,… — Bill Rancic Copy Share Image
I swear, sometimes it feels like there's this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
It shall be my pleasure to remedy it. First, it is not your strength or your speed that draws me. It's your...everything.… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers. — E. A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
Celebrating the holidays in the White House over these past eight years has been a true privilege. We've been able to welcome… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I don't want you to think that I'm up late reading a stack of Spider-Man comics and eating a tray of lemon… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
I loved Cookie [Mueller]. She was a much better writer than actress. She shouldn't have stuck with me in the beginning; she… — John Waters Copy Share Image
My mother worked in a cookie factory. My father worked in a factory. So anyone that dares begrudge what I have, just… — Liberace Copy Share Image
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