Bill Gaede

“A geneticist is a geek who claims to have proven through regression analyses that a Neanderthal had sex with your great-grandmother 50,000…

— Bill Gaede

Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining.

— Bill Gaede

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.

— Bill Gaede

Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.

— Bill Gaede

Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly.

— Bill Gaede

A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can't even make it…

— Bill Gaede

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

— Bill Gaede

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a…

— Bill Gaede

Today, the rich are the haves and the poor are the have-nots. Tomorrow, the rich will be the have-food and the poor…

— Bill Gaede

It is the definition of the word 'object' which destroys all religions.

— Bill Gaede

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

— Bill Gaede

Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.

— Bill Gaede

If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't…

— Bill Gaede

A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a 'physicist' and does 'physics' and physical experiments with abstract concepts.

— Bill Gaede

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to…

— Bill Gaede

“A mathematician is an individual who constructs space with 0D particles and then places a bowling ball on this invisible canvas to…

— Bill Gaede

A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point,…

— Bill Gaede

College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so…

— Bill Gaede

“A mathematician tells you that the wall of warped space prevents the Moon from flying out of its orbit yet can't tell…

— Bill Gaede

Whenever I want to represent or depict the official version, I will refer to them as 'mathematicians' or 'mathematical physicists' or idiots…

— Bill Gaede

The mathematicians of this world regard themselves as 'physicists,' yet they know next to nothing about Physics.

— Bill Gaede

“Survivalist without a cause is a hunter. Prepper without a cause is a gardener.”

— Bill Gaede

“A mathematician is an individual who proves his beliefs with equations.”

— Bill Gaede

A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your…

— Bill Gaede

“We are the last generation of humans on Earth!”

— Bill Gaede