Knows Quote by Bill Gaede

“A geneticist is a geek who claims to have proven through regression analyses that a Neanderthal had sex with your great-grandmother 50,000 years ago.”

— Bill Gaede

Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining.

— Bill Gaede

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.

— Bill Gaede

Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics.

— Bill Gaede

Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly.

— Bill Gaede

A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can't even make it to Mars…

— Bill Gaede

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

— Bill Gaede

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

— Bill Gaede

Today, the rich are the haves and the poor are the have-nots. Tomorrow, the rich will be the have-food and the poor will be…

— Bill Gaede

It is the definition of the word 'object' which destroys all religions.

— Bill Gaede

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

— Bill Gaede

Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.

— Bill Gaede