When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies.… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
You know, if you've got nine people that you've got to get a treat for - because you do have sweet food,… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
To me there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Do not turn into just cookie-cutter producer, cookie-cutter this, but a producer that people say wow, when they do something it's great… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early… — Joanne Fluke Copy Share Image
There's a time I can recall Four years old and three feet tall Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar… — Hilary Weeks Copy Share Image
A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential… — Jean-Claude Van Damme Copy Share Image
I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
I have days when I say, 'I'm going to have five chocolate chip cookies today.' I'll have a salad every day but… — Melissa Etheridge Copy Share Image
Many of the Prego sauces - whether cheesy, chunky or light - have one feature in common: The largest ingredient, after tomatoes,… — Michael Moss Copy Share Image
I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were… — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
In a world where people die every day, I think the important thing to remember is that for each moment of sorrow… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
this blue shirt i have is practically the same color as my jeans, and looking all-blue is something only cookie monster can… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
We ran up to them and they gave us hugs, cookies, and chocolate. Being so alone a hug meant more than anybody… — Eva Mozes Kor Copy Share Image
It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my… — Halle Berry Copy Share Image
...when the armed robber of unhappiness knocks over the Keebler cookie display of our complacency, and bangs the samurai sword of negativity… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I've always liked to go down a different path. Being a woman of color, I never followed a cookie cutter way. — Halle Berry Copy Share Image
I took a bite of cookie and chewed. “Hmmm,” I said, trying not to spit crumbs. “Clear vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
A marathon is a like a roller coaster... You might toss your cookies, jump for joy, pass out, or have to close… — Carrie Tollefson Copy Share Image
Imagine you are trying to lose weight and attempting to concentrate on writing an article, but there is a bowl with your… — Thomas Metzinger Copy Share Image
