There aren't enough cookies in the world to make you feel loved and whole. — Michael Neill Copy Share Image
“Cookies were much better eaten then sold, and they were best homemade.” — Jesse Haubert Copy Share Image
My cheat days are bread, bread, bread, and cookies. I love bread! — Jessie James Decker Copy Share Image
Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
It's all about what you feel on the inside - and I'm feeling like a chocolate chip cookie because I had about… — Amber Benson Copy Share Image
The cookie-cutter liberal, the standard operating procedure liberal, is really a giant ignoramus. I mean that seriously. They're really ignorant. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Want a cookie,' Ra said. 'What kind?' 'Weasel cookie.' I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I'm a pescatarian, so I don't eat red meat or pork. So my dinners usually consist of seafood in some way. And… — Misty Copeland Copy Share Image
I log on and there are so many cookies embedded in my computer - it's like they know what I need before… — Lisa Joy Copy Share Image
My mother would organize huge parties for my elementary school classmates. To prepare, she would go back to the bakery in her… — Christine Quinn Copy Share Image
Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?"… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have been a joy to live with all spring: Upbeat, warm and tender, uncomplicated, and loving. I am no trouble at… — Adriana Trigiani Copy Share Image
The night before the Olympics opening ceremony, my son, who is eight years old, gets very excited and likes to put out… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
To me there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
For most of our young lives, my family was baffled by elementary school bake sales, to which we were told to bring… — Jennifer Lee Copy Share Image
My mother 'gave teas' the way other mothers breathed. Her own mother 'gave teas.' All of their friends 'gave teas,' each involving… — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
“As she traveled down the lane between the rows of parked cars, she noticed a conspicuous absence of new or expensive vehicles.… — Joanne Fluke Copy Share Image
So Uncle Stuart is marrying that lady? Mom says she's going to be our aunt Amy. She's okay except she would't try… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“She went to the window. A fine sheen of sugary frost covered everything in sight, and white smoke rose from chimneys in… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
Did I mention I've finally decided on a nickname for you?" "I didn't know you were looking." Well, I've given the matter… — Alexandra Adornetto Copy Share Image
I just did a five-day raw-food diet, but I'll never do that again. It's really hard! I'd wake up in the morning… — Amanda Seyfried Copy Share Image
He’s being held prisoner on a ceramic-lined cookie sheet in the oven,” Thomas said. “I figured he couldn’t jigger his way out… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
We ran up to them and they gave us hugs, cookies, and chocolate. Being so alone a hug meant more than anybody… — Eva Mozes Kor Copy Share Image
‘Was that like a cookie?’ she wondered. ‘Hmmm?’ ‘You know, have a cookie. You'll feel better.’ She put her hands on either… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
