As much as I encourage communication with my readers, I don't want reviews from them, simply because I don't need to be… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
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It was an eight-harlot inn, if that's how you measure an inn. (I understand that now they measure inns in stars. We… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
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