Comedy Quotes · Page 80

I remember going to Bob Preston's dressing room because I was losing a laugh - as you do in a long run.…

— Jeffrey Tambor

“It's like a fairy tale. . . on crack!”

— Hillary DePiano

We like drama. Even in our comedy, we like drama.

— Julianne Moore

I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy.

— Hector Elizondo

Do you ever leave a message for somebody and the answering machine cuts you off, and you have to decide whether you…

— Jim Gaffigan

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.

— Gilbert Gottfried

Oh, I really miss Grover yaar. Sunil and I have known each other for long even before we started working together on…

— Kiku Sharda

I love doing improv. I love comedy. I have always felt this way, even when I was really young.

— Dakota Johnson

The first time I ever got up on a stage, I did a comedy poem. I don't know how I got there…

— Lesley Nicol

There's just something about youth and comedy that go together. Maybe it's that foolishness, that silliness that you can get away with…

— Joe Flaherty

“Organized religion: where men write the rules, women follow them, and the children pay the price.”

— Brad Deep

There are a lot of comics at the top end making staggering amounts of money and selling out stadiums. I think stand-up…

— Marcus Brigstocke

As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu.

— Stephen Colbert

Comedy Central made their own awards show. They were named best comedy channel.

— Andy Kindler

Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves.

— Matt Haig

As it is, I have a limited range as an actor - light comedy. I have never been a fan of romantic…

— Hugh Grant

“The most comic things of all are exactly the things most worth doing--such as making love.”

— G.K. Chesterton

Comedy is about flaws anyway... There's a lot of humor in the dark areas of life.

— Brett Gelman

It's always bittersweet when you have a show that you own, that's against you. It's against one of our favorite comedies for…

— Robert Greenblatt

I think because of the Internet I was able to study comedy from quite a young age and watch a lot of…

— Bo Burnham

I don't think there's anything more scary than being forced into doing stand-up comedy.

— Ari Graynor

One thing you learn from comedy writing, or sketch writing, is just to be vicious about cutting. Do not get sentimental about…

— Brendan Hunt

I haven't seen a lot of screwball comedies, and I don't think of myself as loving the genre. To me it sounds…

— Owen Wilson

I hate it when people come to comedy shows thinking it's going to be simply all about laughing at jokes.

— Deon Cole

I always honestly dreamed of coming to Second City in Chicago, although I've never even been there to see a show. But…

— Simon Helberg

I grew up in a household where we watched a lot of comedy. It's just something I've always enjoyed.

— DeMarcus Cousins

“It’s still all “ifs” “buts” and “maybes”.’ ‘Maybe,’ I said. ‘But if what I’m saying is correct …”

— Terry Murphy

Maybe in 10 years,I'll only be doing "classical" comedy. Or crashing my car into trees.

— Michael Showalter

To be famous in comedy is unbearably difficult. But I don't care what people know me for as long as they know…

— Andrew Santino

It's always been a dream of mine to be in a Woody Allen comedy.

— Jennifer Carpenter

I never want readers to be comfortable, to feel like we're in a comedy or a drama. Life is never just one…

— Brian K. Vaughan

You know, I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and…

— Hank Azaria

Katey Sagal, you are an incredible actress. You worked on ‘Married with Children,’ the show that changed comedy, ‘Sons of Anarchy,’ the…

— Anthony Jeselnik

“I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.”

— Amit Kalantri

I have often said, and oftener think, that this world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that…

— Horace Walpole

When comedy is good, it's jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection,…

— Billy Crystal

“Aryans?" I asked, thinking I must have heard the word incorrectly. Christian and Allie nodded. "Aryans as in white supremacist, those sorts…

— Katie MacAlister

If you're using comedy to shame people for getting informed and questioning authority, you're not doing comedy, you're doing propaganda, 'cause comedy…

— Jimmy Dore

I wasn't doing the comedy thing at all for six months. And it was just eating at my soul.

— Josh Blue

To me, as a director and an actor, that's the main thing. "What's the heart of this story? What's the humanity of…

— Tim Matheson