I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!?… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
When somebody says something stupid to me, I usually alleviate it with laughter and humour. I make light of it to educate… — Tan France Copy Share Image
I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It really isn't hard unless you're… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Some people do specials, like, when they've only been doing comedy for three years or something. Which is fine! But I'm kind… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I get stage fright with short stories. For me it feels like standup comedy: kill or die. I'm more confident when I… — Sefi Atta Copy Share Image
The life of every individual is really always a tragedy, but gone through in detail, it has the character of a comedy. — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
It is rare for a joke to emerge fully formed and it is worth grafting away until it is absolutely right. Though… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
I remember watching that show [Golden Girls] with my parents and not totally understanding it. Like, a lot of comedy flew over… — June Diane Raphael Copy Share Image
Humor relies on the traditions of a society. It takes what we know and it twists it. ... Because women are on… — Liza Donnelly Copy Share Image
In my comedy, I'm not always trying to say something, but when I'm playing a creepy dude, you're laughing because you know… — Nicole Byer Copy Share Image
I have to say that my background in comedy, of performing live, has been such a great foundation for what we do… — Lauren Ash Copy Share Image
Upon reading the deeply serious opening of Scott Spencer's 'Endless Love', you will very likely laugh out loud. The tone is something… — Ben Dolnick Copy Share Image
It's a weird one: nobody notices when a brilliant comedian is fat or has sweat marks under their arms. Peter Kay isn't… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
“Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. Krazy Kat getting hit on the head by… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
This industry should behave like a mother whose child has just run out in front of a car. But instead of clasping… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
In television, women can really run anything. It can be a comedy, it can be a drama, it can be genre, it… — Sarah Michelle Gellar Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up when I was 15 and doing Letterman when I was 20. So I've been doing stand-up comedy and… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they arenot to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment. — Freeman Dyson Copy Share Image
“He could laugh, though, and there was no bluesman who ever lived who didn't know how to laugh at the craziness of… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
Although no one explicitly wants a president who could have a reliable fall back career in stand-up comedy, everyone shudders at the… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
I don't think comedy necessarily comes from a dark place. But I do think what a lot of us have in common… — Sean Hayes Copy Share Image
To me, it's my job not to laugh, no matter what's said. By the time we shoot, I'm ready for all that's… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
Any kind of change in your life creates more material for me, because I say in my act 'It ain't comedy, it's… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Making comedy is a privilege, so you should be doing something no one else can do. That's when it feels like art;… — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
I'm a huge sketch comedy fan, and I think my love of sketch is reflected in my stand-up in that I do… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of… — Patty Duke Copy Share Image
Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids.… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I like to do comedy, but I'll be perfectly honest, I prefer to do drama and more character-driven-based stuff, generally. — Matt Dillon Copy Share Image
“It's great to know that others can feel shy like me, too," smiled Luna, "and that I can make them laugh with… — Suzy Davies Copy Share Image
I couldn't sell any tickets at any comedy club, I wasn't getting any kind of break. So going from playing clubs for… — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
“I don’t know why I’m laughing,' he says, as he gains his composure. 'This is the saddest moment of my life.” — Taylor Jenkins Reid Copy Share Image
You do a movie and, even if it's not a comedy or it's not an action film, you get a little taste… — Ashley Greene Copy Share Image
I can mostly laugh at myself and this whole mess called "Linux developers," which means that I get along with most people… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
I see them turn around to get a second look. You hear a lot of people laugh at you. So what? I… — Deep Roy Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy and I love watching comedy... I'm more inclined to go watch a Seth Rogen film than a serious… — Phoebe Tonkin Copy Share Image
I want to do a black comedy with Homi Adajania and also want to work with Vishal Bhardwaj, Imtiaz Ali and Anurag… — Kirron Kher Copy Share Image
“The world might be vicious and treacherous and deadly, but it couldn’t kill laughter. Laughter, like love, has power to survive the… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
There was a story saying I didn't like contemporary comedians, but it's completely untrue - a lot of them are very dear… — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
![“I remember watching that show [Golden Girls] with my parents and not totally understanding it. Like, a lot of comedy flew over my head, a lot of the sexual stuff I didn't know. But because there was a laugh track, I'd laugh really hard, and I'm now remembering the look on my parents' faces - I had…” quote by June Diane Raphael](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d32/june-diane-raphael-9279_comedy_i-remember-watching-that-show-golden-gir_2682193.jpg)
