Comedy Quotes · Page 45

I heard NASA wanted to invade your thigh gap. There was a lot of space between them thighs

— Ramandeep Singh

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

— Sam Kinison

There are things in low comedy that make people uncomfortable, and there are things in high comedy that make people bored.

— Lorne Michaels

It may have been a comedy, or it may have been a tragedy. It cost one man his reason, it cost me…

— Arthur Conan Doyle

I'm definitely not frowning on improv; I mean, I've been doing it for years. I just think that there's some styles of…

— Thomas Middleditch

I can't imagine being a woman in the world of acting, like where you age starts to weigh you down - you…

— Jim Jefferies

And this was why falling for the butterflies was never a good idea. I didn't feel all bubbly and excited now. I…

— Lindsey Kelk

I find as a viewer, when I go to see comedies, the strain to be funny throughout the whole thing. I start…

— Mike White

I've always said people say on a dramatic show, 'I was crying. It was so emotional when he went and grabbed that…

— Bob Newhart

My ex send me a pic about his bf having sex I send it to his dad

— Ivan Aperza

The more life experience you have, the more comedy you can write.

— Judy Gold

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny…

— Ilana Glazer

In 'Seesaw,' I played Gittel Mosca, and because it was a musical, I loved it more because I was able to do…

— Michele Lee

One of my favorite things about sketch comedy is doing parodies and music videos.

— Adam Conover

There's a reason Tony Stark makes fun of 'Thor,' and mentions 'Shakespeare' in the park in 'The Avengers.' It's great to play…

— Joss Whedon

Conflict is entertaining and it's the stuff of drama - or comedy - but too much conflict, or conflict that's at too…

— Graham Linehan

I was thinking about comedy and how comedy in many ways opens us up to ideas and really being influenced by Richard…

— Terry Gross

This is my chance to get out there and appease the fans of my music as well as show people that I…

— Nick Cannon

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job…

— Bill Hicks

I like to play the comic relief or parts that aren't necessarily comedic but that I can find the comedy in.

— Chandra Wilson

The gusto of one, the indignation of the other; the challenge of the one party, the response of the other; the eloquence…

— Theodore White

Tearing up a picture of the Pope comes under the heading of a Comedy Killer. It kind of breaks the spirit of…

— Lorne Michaels

I don't have a lot of physical comedy instincts. I'm more verbal.

— Reese Witherspoon

Comedy and tragedy are so mixed up in life, Gilbert. The only thing that haunts me is that tale of the two…

— Lucy Maud Montgomery

Stand-up comedy is something that you have to strive to do, multiple times a night, every night, to be good.

— Ali Wong