Comedy Quotes by Charlie Brooker

People bemoan the loss of watercooler chat, but I think that there's more of that than ever. It's just that it's online.

— Charlie Brooker

On the other hand [making a string of one-off episodes], there's a real freedom, because you're kind of reinventing the show every week.

— Charlie Brooker

“Don't vajazzle our memories”

— Charlie Brooker

What I disliked most about working as a shop assistant wasn't the occasional snooty customer or the shop or the hours, but the way…

— Charlie Brooker

I think the problem we have as apes is we're asking far bigger questions than we could possibly process.

— Charlie Brooker

I've instinctively hated the Tories since birth.

— Charlie Brooker

In the age of social media, everyone's a newspaper columnist, exaggerating what they think and feel.

— Charlie Brooker

Women - why aren't you running the world yet? Frankly I'm disappointed in you. Men are still far too dominant for their own good,…

— Charlie Brooker

I loved 'Get Out.'

— Charlie Brooker

I'm more pro-technology than people probably realize.

— Charlie Brooker

We've got characters in the UK like Boris Johnson, who's kind of like a proto Trump in many ways even down to the crazy…

— Charlie Brooker

The internet's perfect for all manner of things, but productive discussion ain't one of them. It provides scant room for debate and infinite opportunities…

— Charlie Brooker

At the other end of the spectrum, George Gideon Oliver King Rameses Osborne, the fourteen-year-old novelty Chancellor and future baronet of Ballentaylor and Ballylemon…

— Charlie Brooker

We take things that would have struck us as miraculous five years ago for granted. Like Pokémon Go would have been insane, and now…

— Charlie Brooker

I used to draw comics a lot. I was obsessed with 'The Young Ones,' and was massively into video games, although I was no…

— Charlie Brooker