Online, you're trying to appeal to everyone and people who you don't know at the same time. So I think, as a… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
“At 38, I look back at my 32-year-old self and regret that he wasted time. Then I regret wasting my current time… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
The difference between smartphones and cigarettes is this: a cigarette robs 10 minutes from your lifespan, but at least has the decency… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I could worry about pretty much anything you put in front of me, so I'm not actually sort of anti-technology. So it… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
Rather than setting yourself a New Year's resolution, why not simply pick a reason for hating yourself for the next 365 days?… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
Generally I know that we've hit on a good idea if there's a moment where I'm going "HA HA HA!" because that's… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I wasn't really aware they were a religious organization for quite some time. But my grandparents were very devout and ran a… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
“...we spend more time gazing at luminous screens than into the eyes of our loved ones.” — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
My wife made me watch this documentary about the Iraq War, and there was a really powerful moment where they followed some… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
What is useful about when there is a sort of pull-out to reveal moment going on is that it actually focuses the… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I kept saying I want to do an episode that's set in the past, how do we do a period episode of… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
“In these uncertain, unsettling times, with unpopular policies being implemented by a patchwork coalition of the damned, Nick Clegg is proving to… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I saw The Twilight Zone for the first time when I was 12 or 13. I used to stay up late to watch. — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
People bemoan the loss of watercooler chat, but I think that there's more of that than ever. It's just that it's online. — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
On the other hand [making a string of one-off episodes], there's a real freedom, because you're kind of reinventing the show every week. — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
What I disliked most about working as a shop assistant wasn't the occasional snooty customer or the shop or the hours, but the way… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I think the problem we have as apes is we're asking far bigger questions than we could possibly process. — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
In the age of social media, everyone's a newspaper columnist, exaggerating what they think and feel. — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
Women - why aren't you running the world yet? Frankly I'm disappointed in you. Men are still far too dominant for their own good,… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
We've got characters in the UK like Boris Johnson, who's kind of like a proto Trump in many ways even down to the crazy… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
The internet's perfect for all manner of things, but productive discussion ain't one of them. It provides scant room for debate and infinite opportunities… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image