Comedy Quotes by Carrot Top

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or…

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My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

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Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a…

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It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

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I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a…

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I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow…

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I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.

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I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

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Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't…

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Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

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So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

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I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

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