Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I've introduced myself with comedy, and once you've introduced yourself as something, that's where people keep you. That's where people like to… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician.… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
When I hit my 20s, I struggled to make it. I got married at 19, and my daughter, Je'Niece, was born a… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I wasn't disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I'm not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that's what makes my comedy different. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I was in love with a lot of people, because I was a student of the game of comedy - Carol Burnett,… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy,… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
You've got guys in charge of shows who probably went to school for chemistry, and now they're executive producers. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I wasn't disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive that I… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
Black audiences are hard. They always think they're better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school.… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
