Comedy Quotes by Artie Lange

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

— Artie Lange

To tell you the truth, I always wanted to be a sketch comedian and a comedy actor.

— Artie Lange

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

— Artie Lange

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.

— Artie Lange

You know you're on stage being the life of the party and trying to get laughs, and then, in a lot of…

— Artie Lange

Unlike a lot of comics, I didn't care about getting on 'Saturday Night Live.' That show had such history and was so…

— Artie Lange

Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he's told a million times in a row in the past year,…

— Artie Lange

Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.

— Artie Lange

It's weird because standup can be like therapy. Comedians can't be satisfied with just having fun with our friends. We've got to…

— Artie Lange

Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have…

— Artie Lange

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. Like, if Jerry Seinfeld wasn't funny, you'd…

— Artie Lange

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if…

— Artie Lange