Dear Tequila, you were supposed to make me funnier, more self confident, and a better dancer. I saw the video from last… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How to be a rapper in 2012: Wear skinny jeans, rap about how high drunk you get, pretend you can afford designer… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Girls are too nosey. if you don't know me or don't like me , why add me on facebook? to get news?… — Brittany Provo Copy Share Image
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Turning 32 years old is significant, because at 32 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Complaining about wanting a relationship just makes you look more desprate then you are. — Syoung Copy Share Image
Am I on facebook because I'm bored, or am bored because I'm on facebook? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is that insecure chick that keeps changing her hairstyle &/or color until she finally loses her mind and shaves it &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Disney Channel should stop making new shows and replay all the old ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wrote you a haiku but it had no grace. I wrote you a sonnet but ran out of space. Anyway here's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're lonely not because no-one accepts you but because you don't accept anyone into your world. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
See yourself from my eyes and you'll see how much you mean to me — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
I find it weird to see .99cent burgers and $4.99 for a salad, and they say why is America an obese country???… — Osvaldo M Copy Share Image
