That awkward moment when it's silent in class and your stomach decides to make a dying walrus sound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A slut is like the first piece of bread in a loaf, everyone touches it, but nobody wants it. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Obama supporters are like christmas lights. They all hang out together, half of em don't work, and the ones that do work… — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'men' since nobody can seem to figure them out. — Brittany Reedy Copy Share Image
Linkedin invitations are like herpes...They pop up from time to time to remind you they still exist and nobody wants them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That suspicious moment when someone who doesn't like you suddenly starts being nice to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions for you? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Our generation will eventually lead to an era were doing the wrong thing will seem right and doing the right thing will… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Over-thinking ruins you, ruins the situation, twists things around, makes you worry & just makes everything much worse than it actually is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People be posting nude pics just to get likes and attention on facebook like wtf what happen to your self respect? — Christine Ramkran Copy Share Image
Any change, any loss, does not make us victims. Others can shake you, surprise you or disappoint you, but they can't prevent… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before you speak, listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you criticize, wait. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can't get out of my bed or I'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
