I hate immature girls with a new boyfriend every month saying I love you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown. — Sydney Copy Share Image
Bitches be twerking for NO REASON, *microwave goes off* oh shit , my food done. *starts twerking* HOE SIT YO ASS DOWN & EAT ! — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
Don't call me if you're gonna talk to your cousin, mama, daddy, little sister, best friend, neighbor, dog, grandma etc in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitch, close your legs, start wearing a Bra, buy a skirt that actually covers your ass, get the hell out of every… — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
When looking something up on Google, if its not on the first page of search results then it doesn't exist and my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't spend your time examining some else personality because that moment can be better spent examining yourself and analysing whether you're closer… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The true beauty of a woman is her ability to make a man better in every way — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget. — Aicel Copy Share Image
Exams are like girls, they ask too many questions and are hard to understand...but it feels good when you've nailed one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forget the past cause you can't change it...and forget the present...cause I didn't get you one. — Drake Copy Share Image
Facebook must be the site for millionaires, because two cents seem to fall from everywhere. — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
