That awkward moment when people constaly say You know? Its like, why are you telling me stuff I know? You know? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like to argue with females, I'm simply explaining why I'm right.... — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
You're all thats in my mind.. I wish one day you would get out of my mind coz Id love to make… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
I would rather be someone's shot of whiskey than being everyone's cup of tea..! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
Ive noticed you noticing me and Im just giving you notice that Ive noticed you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The gossip mags are reporting Rihanna has broken up with Chris Brown after she caught him cheating with a waitress. A source… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to spin around in a chair & say: "Ive been expecting you..." — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just f%cked you, and this is crazy. The condom broke, so here's your baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never understood why they have life jackets under our seats on planes instead of parachutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always thought an Oxymoron was an idiot addicted to synthetic heroin until I Googled it...lol — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
If a woman asks you a question, its better to tell her the truth , chances are shes asking you because she… — Becca Copy Share Image
If you're only having fun while you're high or drunk & that's when you're less conscious of your life. Then your life… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
When I dont know something?google it. when I dont know someone?facebook. when I cant find anything? MOM! — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
When you meet me, you think I am quiet. Then you get to know me and just wish I was quiet — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When I'm sad I just sing, and then I realise my voice is worse than my problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sad part isnt that we dnt talk anymore, its that we used to talk everyday. — ChOupiz Copy Share Image
Reasons why I stop replying: 1) Im busy 2) Youre boring 3) Im mad 4) You replied with one word 5) Im on twitter 6) Im eating — Christine Ramkran Copy Share Image
