Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Ive always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say IVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU

— Anonymous

“We’ve been expecting you.”

— Diane Setterfield

I tried spinning around in a chair to impress a girl.

— Ray Toro

When I sit back in my rocking chair someday, I want to be able to say I've done it all.

— Dolly Parton

I never could bear the idea of anyone's expecting something from me. It always made me want to do just the opposite.

— Jean-Paul Sartre

If someone ever tells you,Expect the unexpected, slap them in the face and say,Were you expecting that?

— Anonymous

Expect the unexpected, my mother once said. Because the unexpected most certainly will be expecting you.

— Marjorie M. Liu

When someone says expect the unexpected, slap them and say I bet you didn't expect that!

— Anonymous

You never know what to expect. You don't just walk on and expect an amazing reaction.

— Ellie Goulding

If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you feel like youre going to fall backwards off a chair.

— Anonymous

“If you have expectations, expect to be disappointed.”

— Bridget Earl Pehrson