“Anyway, either the gods are there whether you believe or not, or exist only as a function of the belief, so either… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
You will have to look a long way before you find a bunch of scum-suckers more greedy, humourless and deserving of death… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There’s lots of people will help you with alcohol business, but there’s no one out there arranging little meetings where you can… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“the whole point of the wish business was to see to it that what the client got was exactly what he asked… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And then you rushed off afterward because of that business with the barber in Gleam Street.” “Sweeney Jones,” said Vimes. “Well, he… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“. . . you worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I? KILL? said Death, obviously offended. CERTAINLY NOT. PEOPLE GET KILLED, BUT THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS. I JUST TAKE OVER FROM THEN ON.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“...either the gods are there whether you believe or not, or exist only as a function of the belief, so either way… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“No,” said his cousin. “I’ve had enough of this. Let’s write to the newspapers! That’s the way to get things done. Everyone’s… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Correct observation followed by meticulous deduction and the precise visualization of goals is vital to the success of any enterprise. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And my commander always says, when we go about our business in the city, that when you look at the state of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But all this business about kings and lords, it's against basic human dignity. We're all born equal. It makes me sick.' 'Never… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s nobody else’s business, it’s my business. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Alcohol didn’t seem to go to her brain at all. Maybe it couldn’t find it. But she was pleasant, easygoing company, if… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“...Merchant's Ware, the city most people thought of as the real city. Normally its narrow streets were crowded with stalls, and people… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Books bend space and time. One reason the owners of those aforesaid little rambling, poky secondhand bookshops always seem slightly unearthly is… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You listen to the street traders any morning. They don’t shout, ‘Nearly-fresh oranges, only slightly squashy, reasonable value,’ do they? No, they… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Citizens hate living there and, if they have to move away on business or adventure or, more usually, until some statute of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Young Sam at this point had tired of petticoat company and had drifted over to an elderly goblin man who was working… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And all this business about what knife and fork you eat from, it’s a deliberate puzzle set out to make a simple… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Oh no, not -' OF COURSE, WHAT'S SO BLOODY VEXING ABOUT THE WHOLE BUSINESS IS THAT I WAS EXPECTING TO MEET THEE… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
