Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Reasoning with a drunkard is like Going under water with a torch to seek for a drowning man. — Thiruvalluvar Copy Share Image
I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday. — Nishan Singh Copy Share Image
“As a man gets older, his regrets changes. Especially when he's gotten into the Scotch.” — Robert Crais Copy Share Image
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT." Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Dipsomaniac and the abstainer are not only both mistaken, but they both make the same mistake. They both regard wine as a… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I love fighting. One thing that is the key to that is I always love training. I love to. And I never… — Joshua Clottey Copy Share Image
Every time I'd go out drinking I was looking for something new. But it was the same every time. I'd wake up… — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
So at the end of the day, our number 1 goal, our top priority, is to motivate American youngsters to reject the… — Barry McCaffrey Copy Share Image
Civilization rests on two things," said Hitzig; "the discovery that fermentation produces alcohol, and voluntary ability to inhibit defecation. And I put… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
“When you haven’t had a drink for a week or so, you get the urge, feel the excitement in your gut, and… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“Alcohol does not a change a person’s fundamental value system. People’s personalities when intoxicated, even though somewhat altered, still bear some relationship… — Lundy Bancroft Copy Share Image
Playing 82 games is not hard. The games are easy. It's what you do between games that wears you out.It's all about… — Mychal Thompson Copy Share Image
The hallucinogens produce visionary states, sort of, but morphine and its derivatives decrease awareness of inner processes, thoughts and feelings. They are… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
I'll give you a simple formula for straightening out the problems of the United States. First, you tax the churches. You take… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I have observed several hundred salespeople who were taught to use deceptive practices like 'bait and switch' and encouraged to play negotiation… — Ron Willingham Copy Share Image
I am deeply sensitive to the spell of nationalism. I can play about thirty Bohemian folk songs ... on my mouth-organ. My… — Ernest Gellner Copy Share Image
from one minute to the next the present is merely an honorary past. It must be filled unceasingly anew to dissemble the… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
To watch people dancing is the most entertaining thing on the planet and, as they take in more alcohol, the better it… — Motsi Mabuse Copy Share Image
I don't really drink very much, although I have abused alcohol in the past. — Daniel Baldwin Copy Share Image
Nothing I've achieved in my life has ever come about because of alcohol. — Garrett McNamara Copy Share Image
The good news is that parents are the leading influence on kids decision not to drink alcohol. — Xavier Becerra Copy Share Image
Doctors removed my gallbladder and pancreas, which are supposed to break down sugar and alcohol. — Sharon Jones Copy Share Image
A black man, but I feel so blue. So I smoke green and purple to my dreams come true. And my eyes… — Ludacris Copy Share Image
My experience of dancing is exclusively at weddings or parties with alcohol involved and in the dark. — Kelvin Fletcher Copy Share Image
This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I think alcohol is the worst drug of all. It makes you do things that you would never do or say things… — Rob Ford Copy Share Image
Some people drink to unleash their libidos, and other people drink to prop up their egos. — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
... giving up alcohol or cigarettes is a lead-pipe cinch compared to the renunciation of complacence by a former (self-appointed) elite. — Margaret Halsey Copy Share Image
I’m sure a lot of you have tripped out on alcohol. It’s a lot safer to do it on marijuana — Mike Gravel Copy Share Image
Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Some women need to walk around with a stripper pole to match their outfit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Photography, like alcohol, should only be allowed to those who can do without it. — Walter Sickert Copy Share Image
If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather… — Luis Bunuel Copy Share Image
