Alcohol Quotes · Page 28

DEFENCE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside.

— Nikhil Saluja

He's halfway sick and halfway stoned. He'd sure like to kick, but he's too far gone. So they wind him down with…

— James Taylor

I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!

— Anonymous

“Sam took another sip of the pruno. It went down smoother this time, possibly because he no longer had feeling in his…

— Tod Goldberg

The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads.

— Doug Benson

The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given…

— Samuel Butler

This Friendship Day, let's pause to remember how empty our lives would be without alcohol.

— Anonymous

ALCOHOLICS, A big hangover lasts only a day,But our funny,happy,sad,truthful,embarrassing drunken memories will lasts forever!!!

— Nishan Panwar

When I finally embraced abstinence it was because of the simple urge to work a longer day. Thus, without joining Alcoholics Anonymous,…

— Clive James

I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough…

— George Carlin

He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be…

— Benjamin Franklin

Ozzy, God bless him, is super talented. He is a great man. He is a man of heart and soul and goodwill.…

— Ted Nugent

The lesson has already been learned with alcohol prohibition. We tried to engineer an alcohol-free society and ended up with huge criminal…

— Kurt Schmoke

I used to be the occasional social drinker earlier. But now my intake of alcohol has ceased completely. I want to be…

— Yo Yo Honey Singh

Instead of water we got here a draught of beer, a lumberer's drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once,-which…

— Henry David Thoreau

If I'd done a quarter of the things of which I'm accused, I'd be pickled in alcohol, I'd be a registered drug…

— Ian Botham

“Booze makes you stupid and like it. It makes you fall around and not care. And eventually, stupid is the only way…

— pleasefindthis

Addiction is the number one disease of civilization, and it's directly and indirectly related to all other diseases. Besides physical addictions to…

— Deepak Chopra

We took the traditional lands and smashed the traditional way of life. We brought the diseases and the alcohol. We committed the…

— Paul Keating

Life has to keep going, so you can either be a victim the rest of your life and let it drag you…

— Jeff Ross

I had to de-program myself. From myself. Had to reinvent rituals of purification. So full of the vagrant pollutions of others. It…

— Lydia Lunch

I don't understand why we have laws that prevent someone from walking a school campus and selling alcohol or drugs but somehow…

— Andrew Zimmern

I do a lot of drug and alcohol speaking with people to stop addictions. I'm not a Bible-thumper. I don't preach like…

— Sam Childers

Here I am on the shore of Brittany. Let the cities light up in the evening. My day is done. I am…

— Arthur Rimbaud

Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.

— Tucker Max

Alcohol causes a lot of problems, and then to solve these problems, you drink more.

— Gary Shteyngart

At Linfox we have zero tolerance. If any alcohol or drugs are found in any drivers' blood, they are instantly dismissed.

— Lindsay Fox

[In Europe] they're really interested in you drinking their alcohol and eating their food and showing you around.

— Nina Nastasia

“Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories.”

— Amit Kalantri

Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.

— Bare Naked Ladies

I play way too much blitz chess. It rots the brain just as surely as alcohol.

— Nigel Short

It's been about a week without alcohol of any kind. I'm enjoying my new, clean-living lifestyle.

— Anthony Bourdain

Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end.

— Douglas Adams

I'll be a good boy, please make me well. I promise you anything, get me out of this hell. Cold turkey has…

— John Lennon

“He had probably been thrown out of a wine shop, and it hadn't quite dawned on him yet.”

— Kafka, Franz

“My father gave me everything he had. Everything I had I gave to alcohol.”

— Dmitry Dyatlov

I'm not a great pothead or anything like that... but weed is much, much less dangerous than alcohol.

— Johnny Depp

I'm glad now, at age 66, that I never used alcohol or tobacco... I've buried a lot of friends who used tobacco…

— Jerry Falwell

I have never met anyone who is addicted to alcohol who isn't drinking for a lot of dead spirits!

— Robert Moss

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

— Homer Simpson