Alcohol Quote by Homer Simpson Download Open image “Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.” — Homer Simpson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alcohol Drinking Life Problem solving
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems” — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
“[Alcohol] cures everything, except for stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.” — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
Alcohol causes a lot of problems, and then to solve these problems, you drink more. — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people… — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to… — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love! — Arthur Rimbaud Copy Share Image
And, when night Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine. — John Milton Copy Share Image
[As in the case of] alcohol prohibition, illegality has driven organized crime, sent countless people to jail, and killed many thousands. Repression does not… — Sam Branson Copy Share Image
You can get a new phone or new trainers (sneakers) but you've only got one body so you have to look after it. I… — Tyson Beckford Copy Share Image
Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man. On the… — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. — George Best Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Blunt force didn't knock out the drug epidemic. 21 million Americans are addicted to drugs or alcohol. And half of all federal inmates are… — Michael Botticelli Copy Share Image
I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door. — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
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