Alcohol Quote by Dan Castellaneta Download Open image “Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.” — Dan Castellaneta ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alcohol Drinking Humor Life Solution
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Alcohol causes a lot of problems, and then to solve these problems, you drink more. — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
Drugs and alcohol are not my problem — reality is my problem. Drugs and alcohol are my solution. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
To quote Homer Simpson, alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. I don't think there's anything wrong with drinking and drug use, if people can do it and not hurt themselves. But it got to the point where I was really hurting myself. — Moby Copy Share
The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
The voice doesn't take a lot of effort now, but in the beginning it was hard to try to find a voice. The one… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England! — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run,… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'.… — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love! — Arthur Rimbaud Copy Share Image
And, when night Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine. — John Milton Copy Share Image
[As in the case of] alcohol prohibition, illegality has driven organized crime, sent countless people to jail, and killed many thousands. Repression does not… — Sam Branson Copy Share Image
You can get a new phone or new trainers (sneakers) but you've only got one body so you have to look after it. I… — Tyson Beckford Copy Share Image
Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man. On the… — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. — George Best Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Blunt force didn't knock out the drug epidemic. 21 million Americans are addicted to drugs or alcohol. And half of all federal inmates are… — Michael Botticelli Copy Share Image
I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door. — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
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