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“Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women…” quote by Tucker Max — Download Open image

“Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.”

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I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

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Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love!

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And, when night Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine.

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I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door.

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