You being mad at me is effecting me about as much as a Smirnoff Ice effects my blood alcohol content — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The devil has never found a better tool in the history of the world to destroy the happiness of human beings than… — Milton R. Hunter Copy Share Image
An Alcohol Will Preserve Anything But Not A Secret; People Have a Tendency To Talk Too Freely And Become Indiscreet When They… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
LOOK OUT!: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hang overs r the worst...I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
With all that alcohol in him, its probably not advisable to have him around an open flame. -Katniss Everdeen — Hunger Games Copy Share Image
Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact… — Neneh Cherry Copy Share Image
Before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol. It's true. Well, they don't want you to get… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and of generosity. What one of us… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Taking B12 is the price of getting to be vegan, the way wearing a helmet is the price of getting to ride… — Victoria Moran Copy Share Image
I drink a glass of wine or two occasionally with dinner. 'You drink alcohol?!' Well, if my state of consciousness is so… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
“I started smoking cannabis and drinking alcohol for the same reason I would sometimes tell self aggrandizing lies; I was wanting in… — Cory Duchesne Copy Share Image
I do not believe that marijuana is a gateway drug, and having been a mayor trying to keep my community safe, if… — Cory Booker Copy Share Image
“I mean, that's at least in part why I ingested chemical waste - it was a kind of desire to abbreviate myself.… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
I was always going to church with my mom, dad and sister. I was literally raised under the godly influence both at… — Bobby Bowden Copy Share Image
Orientation in time, space, and status are the essentials of social existence, and the Balinese, although they make very strong spirits for… — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
I want a drink. I want fifty drinks. I want a bottle of the purest, strongest, most destructive, most poisonous alcohol on… — James Frey Copy Share Image
Doctors are taught in medical school that people ususally underreport their alcohol and drug use, so we genreal double the amount we're… — Danielle Ofri Copy Share Image
The rural Chinese in Henan Province mixed alcohol and business like you wouldn’t believe. Perhaps as a result, they also had a… — Matthew Polly Copy Share Image
Alcohol is a big part of high school. I went through my little phase. I don't know one high schooler that doesn't. — Shailene Woodley Copy Share Image
Am I self-righteous? Why not? It's not like I can count on you to be righteous for me. — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
The best thing is the combined effect of nicotine with alcohol, greater than the sum of the two parts. — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
Peene ki capacity, jeene ki strength, account ka balance and naam ka khauf.. kabhi bhi kum nahi hona chahiye….!!!!!!!!! — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything… — Gram Parsons Copy Share Image
“Hey, the statistics are there. Alcohol kills thirty-five thousand people a year. This is just one more extreme example.” — L.J. Sellers Copy Share Image
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. — Koko Taylor Copy Share Image
“Any connoisseur knows you've got to be drunk to really enjoy a good romance.” — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
You do not need drugs and alcohol to change who you are - You are perfect just the way you are. — Chris Herren Copy Share Image
Ever since I was an itty bitty kitty, been drinking liquor out of Mama's titty. — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
Coming into Los Angeles, bringing in a couple of keys. Don't touch my bags, if you please Mr. Customs man. — Arlo Guthrie Copy Share Image
I'm tied of hearing about temperance instead of abstinence, in order to please the cocktail crowd in church congregations. — Vance Havner Copy Share Image
If I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all. So, tell me why should it be true, that… — Cole Porter Copy Share Image
Alcoholic drinks, rightly used, are good for body and soul alike, but as a restorative of both there is nothing like brandy. — George Saintsbury Copy Share Image
