Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here's two beers to remember why and three more to… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
I really hate alcohol. I hate it because it's linked so closely to sexual assault in our culture. — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
Fuelin up on cocaine and whiskey, Wish I had someone to miss me, Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways. — Unknow Copy Share Image
Alcohol-inspired fights are a reminder of the price we pay for our daily submission at the altars of prudence and order. — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
“When you are young your body cannot handle alcohol, and when you get old your mind cannot handle it. Either way, alcohol… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
Indians have a big problem with alcohol and drugs. I grew up with an admiration for their culture and was sensitive to… — Kirstie Alley Copy Share Image
I could never love a girl who tend to drinks as much as me... A drunk girlfriend, equals a bad relationship. — Gian Lewis Copy Share Image
“I believe in 'Positives' not Negatives the only thing about Alcohol I'm Powerless over is those Damn Taxes” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Ice cubes likely sell more alcohol for the distilling industry than attractive models in cheesecake poses. The inconspicuous ice cubes often hide… — Wilson Bryan Key Copy Share Image
Annual drug deaths: tobacco: 395,000, alcohol: 125,000, 'legal' drugs: 38,000, illegal drug overdoses: 5,200, marijuana: 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just… — Ralph Nader Copy Share Image
Im focussing very much on having a plant-based diet, Ive given up alcohol, and Im exercising every day. And that includes being… — Anna Richardson Copy Share Image
A shot to kill the pain. A pill to drain the shame. A purge to end the gain. A cut to break… — Patience Copy Share Image
Alcohol has never caused anyone to do something they didn't want to do. It only enables them to do what they've always… — Neil Strauss Copy Share Image
Everyone feels like they would love to be a really cool bartender in a really cool bar, but you're still surrounded by… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
Getting into my teen years, I was filled with so much shame and pain that I got really involved with drugs and… — Pattie Mallette Copy Share Image
I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Dreamlands Golden Goose! Fragrance-free! Vodka me! Goose it up, baby! Mouth-watering! Condensed, purify, extracted, for the world to see. LET IT BE!… — Javaz Copy Share Image
Too many people are stuck on sickness benefits because of issues that could be addressed but instead are not, some have drug… — David Cameron Copy Share Image
Only someone as puffed up and demented as John Maynard Keynes, every left wing fascist's sainted mentor in this connection, could manage… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
For me, Yves Saint Laurent is a hero because he fought his whole life against illness. Maybe the only way to fight… — Jalil Lespert Copy Share Image
Islam makes very large claims for itself. In its art, there is a prejudice against representing the human form at all. The… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“People don't like to talk about alcohol. They don't like to think about it, except in the most superficial of ways. They… — Olivia Laing Copy Share Image
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. They have a sort of permanent… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
In our childhoods we either get all the social and emotional and ethical skills we need to be well adjusted adults, or… — Bucky Sinister Copy Share Image
If you want to be a successful man you shouldn't follow these two things: alcohol and women. — Isaiah Kulang Mabor Copy Share Image
“Now, my intention was to drink just enough to dull the senses, but intentions should never be mixed with alcohol.” — Kirt J. Boyd Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
the reward for total abstinence from alcohol seems, illogically enough, to be the capacity for becoming intoxicated without it. — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
The presidents of colleges have to have some courage to step forward. You can't limit alcohol in college sports, you have to… — Dean Smith Copy Share Image
We drown our doubts in dry champagne and soothe our souls with fine cocaine. I don't know why I even care, we… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
And, when night Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine. — John Milton Copy Share Image
“Thus, in the boy’s mind, drink and destruction braided together. Intoxication, he concluded, was a swift and effective catalyst for havoc.” — Kelsey Brickl Copy Share Image
When I first tried out some hash, smoked some then. And I'll do it again, if only I had some cash. — Neil Young Copy Share Image
“Do you remember—” “Fuck, yes.” Merrick stood. “And if you’re telling this story, I’m getting the bottle.” — KJ Charles Copy Share Image
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. — Oscar Levant Copy Share Image
The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk. — Alben W. Barkley Copy Share Image
Frenchmen drink wine just like we used to drink water before Prohibition. — Ring Lardner, Jr Copy Share Image
What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking. — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
The ready availability of suicide, like sex and alcohol, is one of life's basic consolations. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. — George Best Copy Share Image