Only the gamefish swims upstream, But the sensible fish swims down. — Ogden Nash Fish Copy Share Image
One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch. — Ogden Nash Bliss Copy Share Image
Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. — Ogden Nash Differences Copy Share Image
Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers. — Ogden Nash Inspirational Copy Share Image
“Hark to the sky of a seagull! He cries because he's not an eagle. Oh, what if you were you silly he-gull?… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“It's my own dream, I dreamt it, I dreamt that my hair was kempt, then I dremat my true love unkempt it.” — Ogden Nash Dream Copy Share Image
I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The truth I do not stretch or shove When I state the dog is full of love. I've also proved, by actual… — Ogden Nash Animal Copy Share Image
“My fellow man I do not care for. I often ask me, What's he there for? The only answer i can find… — Ogden Nash Fellow man Copy Share Image
Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. — Ogden Nash Basketball Copy Share Image
There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the… — Ogden Nash Dancing Copy Share Image
So I think there is one rule every host and hostess ought to keep with the comb and nail file and bicarbonate… — Ogden Nash Adventure Copy Share Image
“Which the Chicken and Which the Egg? He drinks because she scolds, he thinks; She thinks she scolds because he drinks; And… — Ogden Nash Poetry Copy Share Image
There is one fault that I must find With the twentieth century. And I'll put it in a couple of words; Too… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A bird in the open never looks Like its picture in the birdie books - Or if it once did, it has… — Ogden Nash Bird Copy Share Image
Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull. / Suppose you were, you silly seagull.… — Ogden Nash Humor Copy Share Image
O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou… — Ogden Nash Holy Copy Share Image
People expect old men to die, They do not really mourn old men. Old men are different. People look At them with… — Ogden Nash Aging Copy Share Image
“Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on far too long.” — Ogden Nash Growth Copy Share Image
To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits. — Ogden Nash Animal Copy Share Image
Home is heaven and orgies are vile, But I like an orgy, once in a while. — Ogden Nash Heaven Copy Share Image
At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle. — Ogden Nash Age Copy Share Image
