My garden will never make me famous, I'm a horticultural ignoramus. — Ogden Nash Fame Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing that keeps it’s youth So far as I know, but a tree and the truth ” — Ogden Nash Tree Copy Share Image
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through… — Ogden Nash Bugs Copy Share Image
Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I… — Ogden Nash Children Copy Share Image
“Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.” — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
A Cough is something that you yourself can't help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“At least when I get on the Boston train I have a good chance of landing in the South Station And not… — Ogden Nash Airplanes Copy Share Image
I myself am more and more inclined to agree with Omar and Satchel Paige as I grow older: Don't try to rewrite… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The oboe's a horn made of wood. I'd play you a tune if I could, But the reeds are a pain, And… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I think progress began to retrogress when Wilbur and Orville started tinkering around in Dayton and at Kitty Hawk, because I believe… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes?… — Ogden Nash Abuse Copy Share Image
“To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up." ~Happy… — Ogden Nash Advice Copy Share Image
The more you earn, the less you keep, And now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul… — Ogden Nash Abracadabra Copy Share Image
“We Don't Need to Leave Yet, Do We? Or, Yes We Do One kind of person when catching a train always wants… — Ogden Nash Fitness Copy Share Image
“Baclli swarm within my portals Such as ne'r conceived by mortals, But, bred by scientists, Wise and hoary in some Olympian laboratory.… — Ogden Nash Bacteria Copy Share Image
“Come live with me and be my love And we will all the pleasures prove Of a marriage conducted with economy In… — Ogden Nash Central park Copy Share Image
“Unwillingly Miranda wakes, Feels the sun with terror, One unwilling step she takes, Shuddering to the mirror. Miranda in Miranda's sight Is… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Higgledy piggledy, my black hen, She lays eggs for gentlemen. Gentlemen come every day To count what my black hen doth lay.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Abracadabra, thus we learn The more you create, the less you earn. The less you earn, the more you're given, The less… — Ogden Nash Abracadabra Copy Share Image
