Home is heaven and orgies are vile, But I like an orgy, once in a while. — Ogden Nash Heaven Copy Share Image
“I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.” — Ogden Nash Dreams Copy Share Image
There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The sky is now indelible ink, The branches reft asunder; But you and I we do not shrink; We love the lovely… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn't have missed it. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to… — Ogden Nash Feminism Copy Share Image
Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time… — Ogden Nash Animal Copy Share Image
So I think there is one rule every host and hostess ought to keep with the comb and nail file and bicarbonate… — Ogden Nash Adventure Copy Share Image
“Which the Chicken and Which the Egg? He drinks because she scolds, he thinks; She thinks she scolds because he drinks; And… — Ogden Nash Poetry Copy Share Image
There is one fault that I must find With the twentieth century. And I'll put it in a couple of words; Too… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Belinda lived in a little white house, With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse, And a little yellow dog… — Ogden Nash Animal Copy Share Image
There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is… — Ogden Nash Friendship Copy Share Image
It is my duty, gentlemen, to inform you that women are dictators all, and I recommend to you this moral: In real… — Ogden Nash Dictator Copy Share Image
“How do I feel today? I feel as unfit as an unfiddle, And it is the result of a certain turbulence in… — Ogden Nash Banshees Copy Share Image
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more — Ogden Nash Drunk Copy Share Image
Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art. — Ogden Nash Art Copy Share Image
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. — Ogden Nash Being a grandma Copy Share Image
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
